Im seriously in trouble

Ds91260

Ds91260

Active member
i cant stop, i need harvey to either take away my posting privelages or ban me, help

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
congrats on 5k dude,

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
teddy,are you ready to sleep in the beddy?

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
that is almost tooo many, buit i guess youve been around

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
control lol thats a lot of opinons

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
thats more than me... NOOO!!!!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

'wheres my bong?'

'in your hand'

'oh yeah. um. yeah'

-conversation my bro and i had when we were baked as fuck.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

°°°NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND°°°
 
^^^^ lol I joined before you.

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'I say don't drink and drive - you might spill your drink' - NOFX

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
man that's a lot of posts

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
anyone with over 2,000 posts should be banned for a week harvey...its for our own good

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-kevan

 
I agree whole-heartedly.

Okay Ds, here's the plan. Umm... there are several options, the first being... take a vacation where there isn't a computer. Go camping with some friends for a few days and try to kill it cold turkey. If you arent old enough to just do that... pick up a hobby, start playing an instrument or something. Call an old friend and hang out with them.... or maybe get a girlfriend. Better yet, find a girl that you don't have a chance of getting with, then spend all your time trying to think of ways to get her to fall in love with you. It should distract your attention from NS.

And if that doesnt work, just try to do something productive with your time here. Write an article every day... or something. :)

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
im already doing that man, besides the girlfriend part, im just trying to get with a girl i have no chance with, cause shes got a boyfriend, ill cut it cold turkey at camp, and then ill hold out as long as i can after that

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
im gonna go write some of my thoughts in some long ass articles, that way my manifesto will be forever be open to the world, or at least until harvey decides to pull the plug

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
it's not all about the quantity (of posts) it's quality that counts!

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
ghostdragon said it just like the way girls are,you dont want quantity,you want quality

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
latteris or whatever what are you on about??? and just kick your computer to break it or but a porn block on ns

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
Who's the bigger post whore?

(The numbers may be innaccurate by a few decimal points; I can never remember how many days are in each month.)

SamCaylor: 4711 posts / 225 days on-site= 20.93 posts per day

Ds91260: 5309 posts / 284 days on-site = 18.69 posts per day

Ladies and gentlmen, we have a winner!

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
he'll survive

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
everyone knew sam was the biggest post whore......literally

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
wow i actually am a member here longer than a bunch of you guys, but no one knows who i am and my post count aint too spectacular

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Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Lebowski?

Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
captainanus sucks way too much cock and takes in the bum,he sent me a pm and tried to get me to go to his place cuz he wanted to do shit to me,what a fucken faggot he is,

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
This site is very addicting. I cant ever get any work done anymore!

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Just Huck it
 
'captainanus sucks way too much cock and takes in the bum,he sent me a pm and tried to get me to go to his place cuz he wanted to do shit to me,what a fucken faggot he is,'

see the problem is...you're just neither funny nor badass....you don't have the talent that people like alpentalik have..i know it must have taken you awhile to thing up ' fucken faggot' which is probably the most original thing you've said on this site in a while

try a little bit harder to be clever and it just might work

Patrick

patproductions.com

SMS Session 1
 
badass? why would anyone want to try and be badass,your trying to be so fucken smart by saying shit to try and prove everyone wrong,oh and i think your nose is a little brown cuz you put it up alpentaliks ass since you idol him and stuff

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ive been on longer than both of them and i have like 1/6 as many posts...

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
dynstar: that has nothing to do with anything, and proves nothing.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
yeah... youre right

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
to many posts is it possible?

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
it is very very possible

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
well actually dspin, i kinda is just comparing a small poster, to someone who posts a ton every day... so it just kinda compares ya know?

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
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