im scared

Ahmets_Brother

Ahmets_Brother

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what if the ns aliens come into my room at night? i cant find my spork....and what if im on a nd i acces the skier stock exchange some how and he pops out and michael jackson rapes me? im truely scared after reading a post on that that i found in the search

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
he's coming for you

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ok that scared me, nightmares thanx alot

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
HAHA It's true, MJ is after boys like you^

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^yea def....i can sense the online alien near me

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
damn cover blown... beaming back up to mother ship... *beep*

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Yeah, Mikey J is after Brentharlen. i hear he loves 12 yr. olds.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
from the old help page 'How to deal with an Online_Alien attack.

1.Carry a plastic spoon or Spork with you at all times. Trust no one who doesn't have an NS.com hoodie. If it says there are 10 members online but you only see 9 showing, chances are the alien is close by, be very careful and surf the site with extreme caution. Other than that you just got to hope you're lucky and be spared from the Aliens wrath.

2.First before you learn to protect yourself you must learn a bit of History about the alien. It first appeared late into a Saturday night when 2 young Newschoolers.com members were surfing and noticed that it window said there was 3 members online while they were the only 2. They barely escaped with their lives that night but Newschoolers.com was safer because the Alien was now known of and could be avoided.

3.Ok, now we can go into how to protect yourself from the alien. First of all the best weapon you can have agenst the alien is a plastic spoon or spork, you should have one on hand at all times while surfing Newschoolers.com

4.Band together in groups with other members, only one can never stand up to the alien. But, be warned; only trust people with Newschoolers.com hoodies, all others could be conspiring with the alien.

5.If you have confirmed existence of the alien, have your plastic spoon or spork, and have formed groups for protection all you can do is surf Newschoolers.com with extreme caution and hope with all your might that you will not be attacked. Also, keep in mind that the Newschoolers.com hoodies are believed to offer superior protection to alien attacks.'

 
damn that pictures is creepy

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
thanks for the advice but the alien already took my arm...i cant stand upto him alone

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
I'm lost

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
i need a spork. mj scares me. as does the alien. :/

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Lift lines suck.

-stevie
 
^ put in a butt plug.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^not everyone is fuckin 12....soempeople are just scared of mj

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
im scared i only have my ns hoddies to protect me. I have no spork, some please get me a spork

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i guess he was saying MJ only goes after you if you're 12 and under... so our asses are safe from him

 
haHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
save me from the alien.. please

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
that has got to be sum of the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life..even though the alien is real and it is not a joking matter,oh my gosh, funny stuff

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druugs and akahol have ruuuined my life- Tyrone Biggums

 
you can wrap yourself in bubble wrap.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
dude harvey should send a plastic fork with every t-shirt or sweater you buy, that would be sick

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
^ spork man... spork...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
yeah, thats what i meant, im a little crazy today

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
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