I'm Rick James bitch

Someone painted that on their rear windshield the day after that episode...it's still on there.

Blunt_Apparel
 
'I mean what guy slaps another guy. Even when slapping was common, they still would end up dueling in the end, so one of 'em was going to die. So what did I do?, I slapped that bitch right back! And this wasn't no ordinary slap, I came down on that bitch, and smashed his face into the bar!'

-Kyle

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'charlie murphy...there's a new joke going around, have ya heard it? ......what'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! i'm rick james bitch'

If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
 
'i mean, why would anyone just sit there and grind they muddy shoes on someones couch?

yeah i remember grinding my muddy shoes on eddie's couch'

hahahahahaha

teem bousquet
 
last season the show pretty much sucked imo, and they had like 5 different best of episodes for the 4 real episodes they had. This season, however, its hilarious. even though 80% of it is black/white jokes which i find annoying its still incredibly hilarious.

 
im rick james bitch

the best motherfucking singer youve ever seen

the hottest motherfucking person youve ever seen

hold my drink bitch

enjoy yourself

 
Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch :)

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
I can't wait for the first season to come out on DVD........ wait it came out today I got to go buy that shit.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
the only thing i don't like about the show is that it is like 99% black/white jokes, but it is still funny shit. the skit with the white family on the black and white TV show was great.

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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

None but ourselves can free our minds.'

-Bob Marley
 
i think last weeks was the best epiosde this season, the law and order sketch was hilarious and the prince thing was funnier than rick james. He should do a true hollywood story of michael jackson

 
How bout the 'Trading Spouses: Interracial' one.... 'hey woman, i think i found yo lightsaber' (black guy, holding white womans 'pleasure toy')

Blunt_Apparel
 
YEEEAAAA-YAHHH

If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
 
you want to englarge your penis 3-4 inches in just one month

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
his stand up-outstanding

his skits-uhhhhhhhhhh...

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www.cafepress.com/silentwitness

Self pity me, it's so pitifull

You can see that birds and worms don't get along

Self rightious me, it's so wrong and

You can see that we don't have to get along

Self pity me, it's so pitifull

You can see that birds and worms donot agree

And we will crawl

(Will crawl)

why just eat your meat when you can beat your meat with new Spishak 'beat your meat'

 
Do you smoke the Reefer?

Why yes I do

O KAAAYY

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
YOUR MINE BILLY!!! gAagkakakgkakakkakaka!!!, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD BILLY!!!! gakacakakkaka!

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
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