Im poor as balls. lets come up with a million dollar business plan

Jake...

Jake...

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So.. just transfered all the money i have made the last 16 weeks home from university to university. You know that feeling you get very infrequently, where you are gasping for air and just cant get any. You want to cry but your so shocked tears are impossible to come by. Well yeah. great. Have a better second life alllll of my money. What a kick in the balls.

Anyone else feeling my pain right now. And anyone with million dollar ideas we could make work?
 
Buy as much crack as you can, then sell it for as much as you can. Then buy more crack and repeat. Buy guns for protection and croneys to sell for you. It works.
 
ya ha and I knew thats what you were talking about but someone actually did that shit.
 
Plan 1

step one: locate heavy wooden stick and/or metal rod

step two: secure steady supply of baby fur seals

step three: profit

Plan 2 (and yes, this is not an original plan and yes it is from south park ;)

step 1: steal underpants

step 2:

step 3: Profit
 
become a gigalo and sell steriods to teenage kids who have bead acne and tell them they will make it better in your spare time
 
market a book on how to make a million dollars that tells people to sell books that tell people how to make a million dollars.
 
Plan 3 bare with me this is a long plan

step 1: find cave that contains bear

step 2: tempt said bear out of cave with deliciously nougaty snickers bar.

step 3: capture bear

step 4: tame bear

step 5: befriend bear with a platypus, preferably a chill platypus

step 6: teach bear how to ride a bicycle.

step 7: teach platypus how to ride bear.

step 8: travel world with amazing platypus on bear on bike show

step 9: profit
 
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