Im not drinking ever again

t-man152

t-man152

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ok I was really drunk and I had sex with a fat chick.anyways as soon as I sobered up I told her we cant have sex again EVER. and 2 weeks later we had sex again. im never fucking drinking again

worst part is. the first time I had sex with these 2 really hot chicks were telling my friend "we are so having sex with him tonight" and I passed that up for the fat girl.

ill just take it as a life Lesson. and im sharing this lesson with you guys.

lesson: dont ever have sex with fat chick. they dont need any love
 
fix: worst part is. the first time I had sex with HER, these 2 really hot chicks were telling my friend "we are so having sex with him tonight" and I passed that up for the fat girl.
 
Honeslty it sucked it probably the worst sex ive ever had. it was even worst than the sex with Big james when I went to jail.

PS: BIG James I Miss you
 
hahaha, thats classic, TWICE right on buddy you need to get your buddys to keep an eye on you when your drunk and stop you from fucking fat chicks
 
whatever 1 fat chick. im all about trying things once. plus there are much worst things that could have happened.

PS: Big Jerome I Miss you too
 
make a T-shirt that says "must be under 125lbs" then make an arrow down. I dunno, i've only been drunk enough to fool around with a fat chick once, and i defitetly didn't sleep with her.
 
yeah I doubt thats gonna happen.

lets just say im never having sex with a fat chick again.

(in a George W. Bush voice) Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you fool me 3 times... if you fool me twice I cant get fooled again.
 
haha i was gonna call you a pussy for quitting drinking haha but now that your back on the wagon, dont feel bad sometimes you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess
 
how fat was she? like super fat, or just a little chunky? But you know what they say about fat chicks...they could turn into hot fat chicks.
 
there are no such things as hot fat chicks, less they lose all there weight and have nice faces to begin with
 
no he tried to do a backflip on my bike of my tiny jump. and a superman too. he probably tried to jump off the bridge but i dont remember shit after a little
 
i said id never drink again after getting really, really sick...that lasted about five minutes. seriously...kind of sad if you ask me
 
I said I would never drink again after getting my stomach pumped for alcohol posining. Lasted two weeks maybe.
 
Im drunk right now. fuck fat chicks ive got 2 hot girls on my bed to make up for this so see ya later
 
i wouldn't say that you must stop drinking at all...you just should stop drinking before you arent able anymore to realize if a girl is fat or hot
 
Hey, at least now you know you like fat chicks. I say go with it, you'll get laid a lot more. ;)
 
man that's like some chappelle shit, you don't just decide to have sex with a monkey, you make a serious decision about that shit...theres no inbetween

you made a fucked up decision to fuck a fat girl...instead of hot girls? theres no going back, you obviously have an obsession with fat girls and thats that.
 
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