I'm new so welcome me.

hello

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
hullo

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
looks like a hottie

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
you took a shit in the fridge and ate a whole wheel of cheese i cant even be mad that is just amazing

Hi

 
the way im thinking of greeting her is impossible for her to get pregnant........unless her reproductive organs are in her rectum

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
You're all fuckin idiots.

Welcome, Paige, to newschoolers.com. Where you can find a plethora of 13 year old boys who can't talk to girls in real life, so they take out the hormones on the internet. Get ready.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
welcome.....heres a few tips, basically dont post whore and make usless posts or comments, and dont talk shit you dont know about....but welcome

ta
 
^^ you forgot to mention to suck lat's dick

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
now lat knows where you live,be careful

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Some say her voice is as beautiful as the sirens from ancient lore, those of us who arent tone deaf just say she sounds like a cat and a broomstick mating.
-aggro_sk8 on ashlee simpson

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)
 
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-chris
 
Junior year in High School me and my friends had a few to many of the beast and decided to drive to canada to get fake id's i think we ended up somewhere near brampton had to call the Rentals for directions home, that was bad news

 
You may want to be cautions of the ns alien. It can attack when you least expect it. To protect yourself I recommend you get hold of a spork.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
hey the comments about wanting to throw it in her ass ect. have been kept to a minimum for the most part, im suprised,

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
I was just going to say the exact same thing. I am impressed.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
hey. try not to get offended, scarcasim is hard to detect on here sometimes.

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United I am Not
''God'' Bless the world
Fuck Bush.
 
i like when someone commands respect. that's cool.

welcome!

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- Ian

Home of the Rotating Signature
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'My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.' - ScratchCobra66, on farting during sex.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
this is definitely a dude's alter ego.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
hahaha, nice, come up to Ottawa and ski at Fortune. word

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
Haha. You like my scary face. So yeah I'm friends with BlindBlinds aka Ryan we met on a boat cruise in Quebec. lolness.

 
as lanks would say, shalom

Like a virgin on prom night

A few soft moans

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
a boat cruise in Quebec, time to cue the lyrics of fee

Then one day on a ship to quebec

Floyd found fee and milly on a lover’s trek

He picked up a bottle and broke off the neck

It sliced through the air, and fee hit the deck

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
if you have already noticed this place s full of fake tits and real ass wholes, i'm not oe of them. welcome to the domain where people get shit on and anally raped by lateralis, and his but fuck gang... but sreiously welcome!

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
so, do you actuialy ski? or is it another eye*am*naked slut?

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Do you want welcome sex? or just a nice warm hello. I'm good for whichever.



capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
I mostly snowboard. But, man I went skiing yesterday for the first time in awhile and it was effin awesome.

 
you should start skiing more. skiing will make you 10X hotter.

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yooo! I think it's funny how this thread gives us all the oppourtunity to post whore. Is a hello to someone you don;t know nessesary? hahah

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