I'm New Here

[Lus146]

Hey I'm new here and I don't really know where this should go and I couldn't find anything and I don't just want to jump into a popular thread or something an nobody even knows me so please don't hate me for posting this hahaha. Yeah so hi.

 

[DIX~]

sup brah

 

[zwilly]

Just dont do anything stupid or mess with people until your better known.

 

[Deforestation]

Its kind of sad watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

Just kidding

 

[Lus146]

Sorry I don't exactly get what you're saying. haha

 

[Deforestation]

Its because you wrote a run on sentence and seem pretty dumb.

 

[El_Barto.]

rule 1 of NS...you always have to bang OPs mom

rule 2 of NS...OP loves dildos

rule 3 of NS...El_Barto rules at NS

rule 4 of NS...the more random garbage and insults you post the more people will like you

rule 5 of NS...there are no rules

 

[Lus146]

Oh you're right I did hahaha. I'm not dumb I just have a bad habit of writing run-ons when I can't really think of what to say. Thanks for calling me out on it.

 

[JordanButtfart]

Definitely post the n-word in a lot of threads. People eat that shit up. Also, asking for karma is totally cool too.

 

[-MK-]

Very one tries to start as the nice guy... It doesn't work. No one will how a shit about your account or recognize your posts if you aren't a asshole. Fuckin pussy

 

[SFB]

posting dick pics in every thread you stumble upon is a hilarious must do.

 

[Deforestation]

Whereas you did write a run on... I was kidding.

 

[Blurst]

You are just stating the rules that you and your 5 post whore friends follow. Once your shitty mom and dildos joke goes away this place will be much better.

 

[Lus146]

I've been on forums, I know...

 

[Zimmy]

Well, if no one adds you adds a friend, as I suspect might be the case with me....

 

[Zimmy]

ok, this thread is now covered..

 

[hippy.]

OP is from Ohio...I am too! Shall I fuck OP's mom?

 

[KimJong-Illest]

Ohio 3 way, good thing it's not gay if its a three-way

 

[hippy.]

Not yet

 

[KimJong-Illest]

im scared

 

[gusestomp]

make sure to post dick pics

 

[hippy.]

We will be gentle

 

[KimJong-Illest]

What did I get myseld into

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Make sure you put all your new threads in all the wrong forums, people love that shit and will completely accept it and most likely award you with karma

 

[JordanButtfart]

Hey penis shut up you don't even have 100 posts.

 

[yangumane]

make that a 4 way, I'm in

 

[hippy.]

Hey cockface shut up you don't even have 1000 posts. inb4 you don't even have 2000 posts

 

[ThaLorax]

If you ignore the pointless posts (like 99% of this thread contains) and try to actually post constructive and helpful posts then you will find yourself fitting in well here.

Read over the stickied discussions in Site Discussion, explore the different sub-forums, cults, and always remember to use the searchbar before posting a new thread.

 

[El_Barto.]

Thats not very nice

 

[SFB]

sweet original post bro!

 

[Wampire]

are you 12 years old?

 

[ThaLorax]

Also, you have to read the "I put on my Robe and Wizard hat" thread.

 

[MitchT]

Newschoolers changes your life its awesome.

 

[*JDBP*]

 

[ABalls]

Penis, op is gay, I banged op's mom, op loves dildos, penis... Yep, that should cover it, welcome to newschoolers.

 

[-MK-]

That honestly wasn't clever

 

[snugs]

take everything anyone says with a grain of salt.

 

[dvx100]

if you post in Sell/Trade odds are *DP* will comment on your post saying your stuff is overpriced and than go overprice his own gear. just saying..

 

[-MK-]

But dude, throwback saga pants are worth at least triple retail...

 

[GetOnMyNeville]

Fellow double O repper here. threads till we complete our massive train on OP's mom?

 

[AAas]

Get full tilts

 

[AAas]

also double replies but this should helphttps://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/457485/

 

[milk_man]

Welcome dude! Good to have you here

 

[Lou.]

Punches are thrown

 

[Substitute]

Have a dickweed with you at all times.

 

[GreenStezz]

This thread sucks.............................

 

[crab_pretzel]

if i could give you one piece of advice it would be do the opposite of what every post in this thread says haha. welcome to ns

 

[skiersupreme]

This is what I did when I was just starting out. I still do it sometimes just for the thrill

 

[Shredsterr]

Ur mom sucks

The big D

 

[TomDavies]

take a guess

 

[roddy116]