Nine_Milla_Killa
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAHAHAHA!
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What is the Colour of a mirror?
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What is the Colour of a mirror?
I'm NAKED!!!
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Lateralis
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post a pic please!!!!!!!!!!
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
ElasmoSkiChick
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Stef, you're terrible. I'll be naked in a couple minutes. Shower time baby!
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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply
Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply
Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Lateralis
Active member
nice
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
sherLocke
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this thread has insipred me to sit at my computer naked. i feel so liberated now.
'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
WIfreeskier
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isn't it just great
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Ds91260
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i have a pee pee
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Nine_Milla_Killa
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Lets start an NS naked club!
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What is the Colour of a mirror?
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What is the Colour of a mirror?
sidekick_rep
Member
i dont get the revolving doors...
'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
NomenClature
Active member
ahhheem
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OK, I don't know why I haven't shared this with y'all earlier, but anyhow...here goes: Last year I got my wisdom teeth pulled...pretty standard procedure, the shit they put me on was great...the stories are all the same. Anyhow everything's going smoothly. My mom's pampering me with McDonalds fries and milkshakes and shit, shit hurts, but no worries because that's the game. I'm taking codone and penecillin, the usual deal. Anyhow, a week passes and I realize that I haven't taken a shit yet, but it's not really bugging me, probably because I haven't eaten shit. Then another couple days go by and I'm eating a pretty normal diet, but still no shit. Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison. I'm taking everything from a loaf of whole wheat bread, to a six pack of prune juice, to shit old people take (meatmcule and some gooey shit you mix in drinks). Still nothing. I'm complaining non-stop, which is understandable, because I have to shit so bad that I can't even think. Its been a week and a half by now...about twenty days with out taking a shit. My mom is trying to call the hospital, but I won't let her, that shit would be way too embarassing. She gets all pissed and leaves, 'I'm going to the drug store.' Im thinking, great more granma pills. She gets home hands me a bag and shoves me in my bathroom and jams the door shut. I'm freaking out yelling and shit, so is she. Finally shit settles down and I open the bag. It's a fucking home aenema kit, holy shit. I have to stick something up my ass, my fucking lord. After a while vascilating on life, I open the box. The dirctions are the funniest thing I have ever read, with pictures too, which are even better. After more vascilation I figure, what the fuck...I can't go on living like this, I gotta do it. The thing looks like one of those red generic kethup dispensers that can squirt really far, except the squirt part is a little longer and its filled with some sort of soapy liquid. So I pull that out and a little package of lube and get the shit all ready. I assume the position, as perscribed on the directions and slide it in. Amazingly, you can't feel it all that much, which makes sense, because I've had shits ten time the diamater of the little squirter thingy. Anyways, with the thing up my ass I squeeze the bottle until every last drop is in my colon and intestines and what not...that you can really fucking feel, but it's not a bad feeling, just really weird. So that's all finished...nothing. I sit up and some of the shit drips out, no biggy. Waiting. Waiting. Nothings happening at all, I still have to shit but it ain't happening. And then it hit me, like a nuclear fucking bomb. My stomach starting making noses like when you bring burps up from your stomach...I'm freaking shit. I sit on the toilet and my ass is sing the siberian national anthem, but no poo. Then my ass starts going into convulsions, it really wants to shit but it can't. And then it happened, I lost all control of my anus, the flood gates were open. It wasn't satisfying at all...I had no control whatsoever. I through a magazine rack, that is next to the toilet, and it broke into a thousand pieces...Freeze and Powder magazines everywhere. I'm still shitting like fucking mount vusuvius. I want to stop but I can't, my ass needs a break. I punch the wall denting it like a mother fucker, I thougt I broke my knuckles, but I was still shitting. I was honestly shitting for three minutes straight, and then a short break when I regained control, but then I lost it...It went on like that for an eternity. Not only did I not shit for almost three weeks, but I was taking more than reccommended doses of two laxatives on top of excessive wheat products and prune juice...holy shit, I thought I was going to shit out my lungs and heart. Finally I was done, but I was really sore, my asshole felt like it was McJagger's mouth. But I shit, I got it all out, and probably some other stuff too. I fixed the magazine rack, but the dent is still there from my fist. But to this day I am scared shitless of penecillin. The moral of this story, don't take shitting for granted. Now I always set aside at least ten minutes to poo, and I always bring along good reading material, because I never know when the next time I won't be able to shit will be. Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy.
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OK, I don't know why I haven't shared this with y'all earlier, but anyhow...here goes: Last year I got my wisdom teeth pulled...pretty standard procedure, the shit they put me on was great...the stories are all the same. Anyhow everything's going smoothly. My mom's pampering me with McDonalds fries and milkshakes and shit, shit hurts, but no worries because that's the game. I'm taking codone and penecillin, the usual deal. Anyhow, a week passes and I realize that I haven't taken a shit yet, but it's not really bugging me, probably because I haven't eaten shit. Then another couple days go by and I'm eating a pretty normal diet, but still no shit. Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison. I'm taking everything from a loaf of whole wheat bread, to a six pack of prune juice, to shit old people take (meatmcule and some gooey shit you mix in drinks). Still nothing. I'm complaining non-stop, which is understandable, because I have to shit so bad that I can't even think. Its been a week and a half by now...about twenty days with out taking a shit. My mom is trying to call the hospital, but I won't let her, that shit would be way too embarassing. She gets all pissed and leaves, 'I'm going to the drug store.' Im thinking, great more granma pills. She gets home hands me a bag and shoves me in my bathroom and jams the door shut. I'm freaking out yelling and shit, so is she. Finally shit settles down and I open the bag. It's a fucking home aenema kit, holy shit. I have to stick something up my ass, my fucking lord. After a while vascilating on life, I open the box. The dirctions are the funniest thing I have ever read, with pictures too, which are even better. After more vascilation I figure, what the fuck...I can't go on living like this, I gotta do it. The thing looks like one of those red generic kethup dispensers that can squirt really far, except the squirt part is a little longer and its filled with some sort of soapy liquid. So I pull that out and a little package of lube and get the shit all ready. I assume the position, as perscribed on the directions and slide it in. Amazingly, you can't feel it all that much, which makes sense, because I've had shits ten time the diamater of the little squirter thingy. Anyways, with the thing up my ass I squeeze the bottle until every last drop is in my colon and intestines and what not...that you can really fucking feel, but it's not a bad feeling, just really weird. So that's all finished...nothing. I sit up and some of the shit drips out, no biggy. Waiting. Waiting. Nothings happening at all, I still have to shit but it ain't happening. And then it hit me, like a nuclear fucking bomb. My stomach starting making noses like when you bring burps up from your stomach...I'm freaking shit. I sit on the toilet and my ass is sing the siberian national anthem, but no poo. Then my ass starts going into convulsions, it really wants to shit but it can't. And then it happened, I lost all control of my anus, the flood gates were open. It wasn't satisfying at all...I had no control whatsoever. I through a magazine rack, that is next to the toilet, and it broke into a thousand pieces...Freeze and Powder magazines everywhere. I'm still shitting like fucking mount vusuvius. I want to stop but I can't, my ass needs a break. I punch the wall denting it like a mother fucker, I thougt I broke my knuckles, but I was still shitting. I was honestly shitting for three minutes straight, and then a short break when I regained control, but then I lost it...It went on like that for an eternity. Not only did I not shit for almost three weeks, but I was taking more than reccommended doses of two laxatives on top of excessive wheat products and prune juice...holy shit, I thought I was going to shit out my lungs and heart. Finally I was done, but I was really sore, my asshole felt like it was McJagger's mouth. But I shit, I got it all out, and probably some other stuff too. I fixed the magazine rack, but the dent is still there from my fist. But to this day I am scared shitless of penecillin. The moral of this story, don't take shitting for granted. Now I always set aside at least ten minutes to poo, and I always bring along good reading material, because I never know when the next time I won't be able to shit will be. Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy.
NomenClature
Active member
ahhheem
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
What_A_Wookie
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am i the only one who celebrates free-ball friday
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$
I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
Lagwagon - you are a failure...
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$
I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
Lagwagon - you are a failure...
Ahmets_Brother
Active member
that story was awsome!!!you wrote alot
east coast rider
dynastar love it but dont hate it
east coast rider
dynastar love it but dont hate it
linefreerider
Member
hahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
ekeane's sig is the funniets thing ever. i actually sat and read the whoel thing. o my god!!
thats hillarious..i cant stop laughin. that sux tho. ok, i hafta go take a shit now
john
if quizzes are quizical, what are tests?
the only good thing bout pres. bush are his daughters
ekeane's sig is the funniets thing ever. i actually sat and read the whoel thing. o my god!!
thats hillarious..i cant stop laughin. that sux tho. ok, i hafta go take a shit now
john
if quizzes are quizical, what are tests?
the only good thing bout pres. bush are his daughters
skieveryday
Member
God...think of a revolving door...now imagine your horse cock (or mouse cock) has be lodged in between the door and the wall around it...I'm sure that you didn't understand because of your lack of a dick all-together...LATE
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
caleBCaleb
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im scared now
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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
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-Caleb
(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
Mad_Trix540
Member
that is the BEST story ever, i had to take breaks while i read it because i was laughing to hard
-JeFf
-JeFf
deathbystereo163
Member
lol good stuff so you were shitting like non stop for 3 mins and was it like pouring out? where did it all go? was there a mess? thats a crazy story lol good times, good times.
DEATH BY STEREO IS THE BEST BAND!!
DEATH BY STEREO IS THE BEST BAND!!
lineskier10
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yeah he defnitely just took alpentaliks story and put it in his sig, but it was such a sick story it deserves to be in someones sig
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams
Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army
HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams
Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army
HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
five0
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ive read that before..that was an awesome thread
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Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
Viva la resistance!
'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!