ean is so awsome. for halloween he was a lifeguard, with short shorts, he sat everywhere and just opened his legs real wide so you could see,,,,everything i guess!
the first time i met him was at a toga party, he wasnt wearing a toga. he was wearing a cardboard box, and he tok it off when he got drunk and he was wearing a duct tape thong underneath, with his cell phone and wallet tucked into the sides. he kept climbing up stuff so you could see his crack and all. at one party the theme was freaks and geeks: he ended up dancing erotically with a guy wearing spandex and a shirt that said 'i love men'.
hes told me that he loves balls (scrotums to be scientific) and that your gay if you dont. ive seen him clutch numerous ball sacks. i also saw him knock some guy out and he broke his nose and caused a concussion...that was last week. ean's an interesting kid....not gay tho apparently!