I'm miserable today and tomorrow, entertain me?

[Raz.]

I'm getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow, and tonight have to down a bunch of laxatives and other shit. I started a half an hour ago and am now throwing up and aching everywhere. help me.

 

[Caspaaa]

dude you're only like 19 right?

why are you getting a colonoscopy?!

but vibes, i've heard from both my parents that the whole experience is absolute shit besides the actual procedure which they said isn't all that bad (thanks to the drugs they put you on)

 

[Lansfield]

it wont let me add a funny video. shits. but anyway, vibes dude hope it goes well.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

sounds like a shitty situation. what a pain in the ass.

 

[nickyb]

this should cheer you up

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/558764/

good luck on your procedure man, hope everything goes well

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

speaking of which, is the term "pain in the ass" like a complement for gay people? its just something ive always wondered.

 

[newsmeag]

how do i post videos?hellpp immm nneewww

 

[Mike-O]

The purification the day before was such a treat, oh wow.

It won't be fun, but just think of a happy place, and you probably should say no if they ask if you want to watch the camera inside you. The hardest thing was to try and release the air they pump while a fucking tube is being stuck up your ass.

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

1. go to youtube video

2. click share

3. click embed

4. check the use old embed (at least i do, it works)

5. copy & paste. done.

THE PREVIEW BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND. USE AND ABUSE IT.

 

[EAST~COAST]

 

[BmoChop]

this makes me lol: http://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

also, reddit.

 

[HKrass]

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[The_Big_Tuna]

hope this gives you a chuckle. gets me every time.

 

[Raz.]

NOTHING REMOTELY GROSS OR WEIRD. I'M THROWIN UP LIKE ITS NOBODIES BIDNISS

 

[Amadeus.]

why are you getting a colonoscopy?

 

[Raz.]

chrons disease fml

 

[Raz.]

aldjsvuzlsHSIELBWYSLKAGOALCAG HERE COMES THE SHITTING

 

[Amadeus.]

ahhh that fucking sucks, my friend has that shit. (no pun intended)

 

[HKrass]

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

please go outside and just mess with people

 

[Raz.]

?

 

[walrussteeze]

that sucks i have crohns too. hope it goes well, the worst part is stopping your meds before the endoscopy so u feel like double shit also know as shitception

 

[Raz.]

bunp help

 

[Mr.Turtle]

DO NOT WANT

 

[rareison]

funniez

 

[HKrass]

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i like this one

 

[Raz.]

I LOVE YOU GUYS

 

[HKrass]

I shall be posting more after my lacrosse game

 

[rareison]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/685550/page/2/

 

[panojibber]

The new Mars Volta album is out, you should definitely listen to it.

 

[rareison]

 

[Raz.]

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[james6345789]

Funniest thing I've ever watched right here

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[fuckface7.0]

xD

 

[JWoods]

Here you go

 

[taylornicky]

That sounds terrible... Vibes your way

 

[nickyb]

i'm dying right now XD

 

[Spinoza]

Haha I've had 2 colonoscopies, and once they filled my ass with a cup of water to do an MRI, Do not know why I'm revealing this. It's not that bad

 

[rareison]

I fucking lost

 

[Peter.]

speed cooking video was hilarious

 

[manutdsaol]

Lost it

 

[HKrass]