I'm lying in a bed for 10 days. Here's my story.

wait, so are you like laying down on a bed inside of a lab or something and the people watch you from outside of your room in a huge window thing for 10 days?
 
hang in there, 7days to go, see U up at Copper after U're done. Good way to kill time till then by the way.
 
Hum do you think youll get your back skin all fuckced up because you stayed in a bed for days?

people in the hospital have huuuuuuge spots where the skin is almost non-existant because its always in contact with sheets and stuff..

hope you wont get that...must hurt like a bitch
 
no like they really dont have a way of watching me. they check in on me about once an hour maybe and thats it so ive kinda cheated at times andsat up for a minute to stretch and shit. And what the hell is that website you posted hahah i dont know which is you but i havent really read all of them so ill try to find it. pretty funny though.
 
yea man i'll be moving to breck pretty much as soon as im done here and i start at copper the 25th. do you live up there?
 
That is SO sick...

um. go to this site, and learn about all kinds of wack stuff, www.disinfo.com... only go if you want to read though.. since you said you're playing videogames and such, i doubt you will.. but yeah, it has an full archive of things that the public has been misinformed about and stuff...

seriously though, that's SUCH a rad opportunity to make mad bank
 
what am I on... DAY 4

My back still hurts which sucks, but i've got the massage therapist coming in tonight so word on that. They took another muscle biopsy of me this morning, and for those of you who don't know what that is, it's when they take a small chunk (about the size of the eraser on a pencil) out of your muscle to study it. It's pretty gnarly how they do it, and you're wide awake too watching it. They numbed my leg up and make a small cut then stick in this big ass thing that looks kinda like a big pair of scissors, then the put suction on it which pulls a piece of your muscle into the tube of the "scissors" and then they cut that little piece out. This is kinda the shitty part of the study when they have to do these, but its not too bad. that was about the highlight of my day today, so until tomorrow... cheers.
 
btw hint to take away your boredness.... watched every episode of the Ali G show. I could sit for 10 days watching that.
 
hah yea but it's not bad i'll take a picture of my leg and its really not bad at all. the only shitty thing is that they have to do it 4 times over the study.
 
sorry for the low quality i took it with my phone but here's a picture of my leg after 2 biopsys

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DAY 5

I got a shower today for the first time in 5 days! It was cool they put me on a waterproof bed and rolled me down to this big shower and I took a shower lying down. And the best part of it was that there's a nurse in there to help you wash like your legs and shit, and for some crazy reason there was a new nurse starting today and she was the one helping me. She is a milf. straight up. I had a great day. Cheers.
 
eh i doubt thats even gonna work by now. when i was in a hospital for a few days with a bunch of drugs in me im not sure i couldve even gotten it up, i really doubt this guy;s in the mood for jerking off
 
DAY 6 WOOO HOOOOO youve over half way there man. just think..

4225$ - 19 days.

222.37$ - 1 day

9.27$ - hour

0.15$ - minute
 
DAY 6

Over halfway done with this thing wooo! Nothing exciting today really, I've just been watching a lot of ski videos which makes me want to go ski even more than i already want to. And I've realized I've been on NS for nearly 6 days straight... god damn. Cheers.
 
hahah i was just like stunned that my luck turned out that way. She just started that day! I had her wash my lower half because i said i couldnt reach it and if i tried it would be breaking the rules haha.
 
dude u are killing it! day six already man... have u been knocking out movies on the "List of Movies" thread? there are some good ones on there.

are u hooked up to anything like a heart montor or anything?
 
Yea I've watched pretty much all of those movies from the favorite movie thread, it's pretty rediculous how many movies I've seen now. But yea they're are 2 hot nurses, one is kind of i guess like a secretary or something so i don't really see her, but the other one is this milf that is my nurse today! other than those 2 though it's downhill
 
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