Im in trouble... i think

CrazedSkier1080

CrazedSkier1080

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aight heres the deal. I enjoy smoking a bowl once in a while, definatley not frequently, but like once a month.

The problem is, my boss got fired because of a cocaine problem and stealing money from work, to pay for it. My cousin who is a supervisor (above me but below my boss) said i probably shouldnt smoke for a while because they may drug test us.

The last time i smoked was May 27 (i only know because it was the last day of school) and tonight i was nice and drunk and bad judgement got the best of me and i took a few hits tonight.

So if anyone could give me a straight answer of am i fucked over or not?

ps. im not a pussy so plaese dont give me shit...

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
yeah but know im wicked sketched out and just wondering if the do

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
yea id deff. lay off of it for a while just in case they do...but idk what you should do if they actually do the drug tests

 
its probably just cuase im wicked high but what should i do like now is there anyway i can just get it straight otta my system? so if they do it soon?

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
if u know when they test u u can buy niacin pills and you will sweat out all of ur toxins or just buy a shitload of redbull they have 40% niacin in it beleive me it works i just got off of probation 2 months ago it saved my life

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dude drug tests coast money to do, I don't think your buisness is THAT interestedin drug testing employees for weed, don't worry

 
weatgrass shots, clear out your system in like 2-3 days, or when you piss just piss a little in the cup and dilude it with water 4 of my friends have done it and passed

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I doubt they will piss test you, but if you are that tweaked about it start drinking cranberry juice now and dont stop till.

Niacin will clean your system out too, but it can burn like a motherfucker if you dont follow the proper dosages.

The whites will only stay in your system for 3-5 days tops so if they are worried about the blow fiends and the blow fiends only hopefully they wont touch your cronic ass.

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"coke"

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have powdered bleach on your dick and dip it in the cup when you have to do it

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it doesn't take that long to get out of your system if you do a lot of physical activity and sweat a lot. also drink a lot of water. you should be fine in the next two weeks if you do all that. and dont smoke.

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i smoked up last weekend on friday a ton and i drank 5 gallons by the time monday came around i drank another 3 on monday and passed a piss test by my parents on tuesday

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johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

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you don't have to worry if you're not a frequent smoker / once a month will not cause you to test positive / but drink some extra water and if you're really worried buy some golden seal pills but i wouldn't even bother

 
THC is stored in your fat cells, the less fat you are the less likley you will test positive. A guest speaker from the FDA came into my pharmacology and toxicology class last year giving lectures on various aspects of drug legislation. I remeber specifically the dicussions on drug testing. He said the most accurate unrine analysis can barley detect 30 days away. The "dippin strips" that most workplaces use to drug test will not even show shit two weeks after, unless you are a chronic user. I've known people to pass drug tests less than a week after smoking. Unless you are an athlete or on trial for something don't expect a real extensive test.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
hes right, your not a regular user, so the chron should be out of your system real soon. just drink a lota cran juice and water

smoke rings i know your gonna blow one

 
lots of water n work out, have a bottle with u all day n just weneva ur sittin there drink more

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
put a teaspon of milk in a gallon of bleach and chug it man. if you wanna keep your job.

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actually just in case your stupid don't actually do that it'll kill you.^

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
haha thnaks for all this but u know how u can get paranoid after you smoke, like u get sketched over stupid shit? yeah that was me last night, so fuck that i really dont give a shit. i think it would be funny to sit at work all day with a bottle of cranberry juice and see if anyone notices.

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
there are so many threads on drug tests, just search it and you'll find all the info u'll need

Chris

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check your state's and county's drug testing laws. There are a number of states that don't permit drug testing unless the employee is made aware of drug testing at the time of hiring. In addition, a number of companies aren't allowed to drug test unless they can prove a history of less than satisfactory work productivity, etc. Finally, if your state was one of the weird ones (I think VT did it) that banned drug testing then turned around and said you can drug test, but the employee must be told at time of hire, those who were hired before that law went into affect can't be tested (in some cases, under no circumstances...even with poor job performance)>

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you're fine. you can get detox kits that'll flush out your system.

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get some clean pis, just like hide it somewhere, then if y ou find out they are doing it go get it, take it into the bathroom, fake pis, and pour the clean stuff in the cup, but if its another type of test then idk.

-kulpy-

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Answer:

There is nothing that "cleans" your system. Period. When you buy detox pills or detox juice, notice on the back it says drink 4-6 quarts of water with the pills or juice? Well what happens is when you drink all that water your urine gets so diluted that normally nothing would show, but you would get busted for having diluted urine and have to take the test over. Those pills and juices you take temporarily replace lost substances in your urine, making it appear non diluted. Its a pretty simple trick and it worked with me once, but once it didn't. So that's all they do. The best answer is this:

Run like hell everyday for 8 days (assuming your test in is two weeks) and don't eat any fatty foods to burn a lot of fat. Then a few days before your test eat lots of Mcdonalds and other fatty foods.

 
haha great post. i wonder how many people were like 'hmm ive never heard that one'

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
smoke more it doesnt matter

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that's who you've got to be
 
i hope my mom doesnt test me,ive smoked everyday this week

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cranberry juice won't do anything, it flushes out your liver. but lots of water and a lot of physical activity if you're still worried

 
it's pay off time ...

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