Im in quite the pickle

Peter.

Peter.

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So there's this girl, and i like her, but i dont know her, and she already is with someone, and like 5 other dudes like her

help
 
You have to proove yourself, show that you are the stronger man. Just sack up and kill someone.
 
ask for a lineup between all the guys. whip the sticks, whoevers is biggest wins her. just hope your packin some
 
That sucks. Hate to break it to you, but if you don't know what to do at this point and you're asking on NS the chances of it working out are pretty fucking slim. Here's a brilliant idea, get to know her first.
 
ONLY ASK QUESTIONS!!!

women do not care about what you have to say, they just love to hear them selves talk.

pretend to be interested, and she'll be interested
 
take her to parkerhouse's hot tub and fuck her. make sure no semen gets in the tub, it will grow to the size of salmon within days
 
there was a thread somewhere on here about how this guy got britney spears phone number but spitin mad game about how he could tell what kind of person she was by the way her eyes moved or something...that would make you stand out from the other guys....REASEARCH.CONQUER.SEX.
 
ok you want really advice....First what you have to do is what any normal man would do...go to cvs buy flavored lube birth control pills and some ice...then you show up at the girls house...you put your dick in a box..and then say you have a present for her...when she opens the box you smack her in the head with a bottle of lube force the birth control pills down her throught and then put an ice pack on her head and then have your way with her...if she likes it you might get another go...
 
show some smooth steeze broha, i've seen girls taken away from guys pretty rough shit for everyone else, but if you like her go for it dood
 
get to know her when shes not around her boy, and then just let time handle it - if shes sees that you like her for "who she is" she'll be more receptive to your oncomings...wow that was lame
 
let her talk! ask her questions, all girls love to hear themselves talk more than they do you. once you know a good bit about her, find out more. ask her friends and stuff tell them your interested. they will tell her and shell think its really cute. dont back down, take her out somewhere the next night or so and when the time is right make a move. then she is all yours from there my friend.
 
okay a semi-serious answer from me. you said she is with another guy and she doesn't even know you and 5 other guys like her...try to talk to her but don't flirt right away. maybe get her to know you and then you'll have to make her like you more than her boyfriend or anyone else.
 
fuck her with your pickle- then the pickle will be in her and u will no longer be in a pickle- peace man good luck fucking her hard- make sure to put it in the right hole
 
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