I'm in pain; help

[Capt.Flannel]

I just cut up a bunch of jalepenos and habeneros and without thinking, picked my nose and also went to the bathroom. I burn in so many places; How the fuck do I fix it?

 

[Beamer12]

dont touch your dick!!!! i witnessed my uncle do that once and it looked like a bitch

 

[Capt.Flannel]

too late.

 

[Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe]

haha i feel sorry for you. take a shower

 

[Beamer12]

damn dude i feel sorry for you.i guess you just have to stick it out...good luck bro

 

[StealthSteez]

OWNED

 

[Arabian.]

ice. get lots of ice. First take a shower, and then ice the *areas* because it will fucking BURN!

 

[Forum*]

Its going to sounds weird, but put sour cream in your nose, and any other parts that are buring. Not only is cooling, but since its a milk product it won't spread and dilute the buring like water. My past experience was when I was dared to eat a jahlopino(sp) pepper sandwich that I made of two nacho chips and 16 pepper slices. In result, I ate sour cream, and there was no more burning.

 

[Tinga]

word milk or sour cream

 

[freestyle_kyle]

whipping cream would smell better, or yogurt. or melt some cheese and pour it onto the hot spots, but the cheese must be bubbling still

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

ewww nose picker

 

[Capt.Flannel]

It wasn't a full on nose-pick, although I am guilty of that too at times. I blew my nose and did the nose pinch afterwards. It burns. OUCH.

 

[wh@t]

icy hot... now.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

ahhh, the pain has subsided from the cock'al region and my nose is enjoying the company of some milk.

 

[DAMICO]

yeah milk is the key

 

[KillerMonkey]

howd u get it on your cock, u usually only touch the skin to take a piss, were u jerking off?

 

[SteezePatrol]

milk

MILK

DIP IT IN MILK

 

[mothaeast]

I concur. The basic pH of milk products will neutralize the acids of a spicy food! taking a shower (cold) will only numb the pain for a pit, but the oils are still in your pores and will burn away until you sweat them out or somehow get rid of them. sp is jalapeno

 

[d-loc]

shove a habenero up your ass and pee hole, it feels awesome

 

[jimmychung]

pour milk on it, milk sooths spicy burn.

 

[Petey.]

squeeze all of the juice from the peppers onto where it burns, maybe that'll cool it off