Im in a 1 week health study

Astomp

Astomp

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im doing this week long health study. Im taking some new pain killer. All i got to do is get test monkey high, fill out paper work, draw blod, chill and watch movies on my laptop, surf ns, youtube, and whatever else for a week. i get fed well and at the end of 7 days i collect a fat 2000 dollar check!!!!!

they just gave me a rice krispy treat and a banana! so all is gold and glossy for now.
 
you aren't the first on NS to do something like this. I recall a thread where a guy was in a situation like yours and was basically isolated in a bed, and all he would do i browse NS. a true diehard.

good luck with your study, hopefully you'll grow an extra limb or something
 
hahaha, i love you mention being like a test monkey, then at the end you seem pumped that they gave you a rice crispy treat and a banana

have fun, keep us posted
 
day one was a cake walk. just drew blood, took a pee test, and gave me some medicine that made sure i wasnt addicted to opiates.

Im not super worried about anything going wrong either. The way i see it, they have to have passed so many safety regulations im sure to even get this far. I also doubt im the first person or in a group that is the first to test this opiate out.

Tomorrow is when i find out if i make the whole week test. They either give us a placebo, or 40mg of oxycodin and you gotta be able to tell the difference. so i think it should be easy. but im going back to band of brothers. peace.
 
day one was a cake walk. just drew blood, took a pee test, and gave me some medicine that made sure i wasnt addicted to opiates.

Im not super worried about anything going wrong either. The way i see it, they have to have passed so many safety regulations im sure to even get this far. I also doubt im the first person or in a group that is the first to test this opiate out.

Tomorrow is when i find out if i make the whole week test. They either give us a placebo, or 40mg of oxycodin and you gotta be able to tell the difference. so i think it should be easy. but im going back to band of brothers. peace.
 
day one was a cake walk. just drew blood, took a pee test, and gave me some medicine that made sure i wasnt addicted to opiates.

Im not super worried about anything going wrong either. The way i see it, they have to have passed so many safety regulations im sure to even get this far. I also doubt im the first person or in a group that is the first to test this opiate out.

Tomorrow is when i find out if i make the whole week test. They either give us a placebo, or 40mg of oxycodin and you gotta be able to tell the difference. so i think it should be easy. but im going back to band of brothers. peace.
 
day one was a cake walk. just drew blood, took a pee test, and gave me some medicine that made sure i wasnt addicted to opiates.

Im not super worried about anything going wrong either. The way i see it, they have to have passed so many safety regulations im sure to even get this far. I also doubt im the first person or in a group that is the first to test this opiate out.

Tomorrow is when i find out if i make the whole week test. They either give us a placebo, or 40mg of oxycodin and you gotta be able to tell the difference. so i think it should be easy. but im going back to band of brothers. peace.
 
aaah i had only seen 3 by the time i posted. but maybe this dude is srsly fuckkked up. someone call 911!!!
 
actually with the amount of knowledge combined of some members that post in this thread totaling the equivalent of an orange, i should probably do this

that was a joke, sarcasm meter is maxed out. do not call 911 because i said so.
 
hahahaha, the first comment is 100% true.

and thats sick, kinda sketchy but still sick. im not sure if i would do it.
 
there was a local news story on this recently. You can find studies in your area by going to labrat.com or something like that. I dunno just type "lab rat" into google.

I went there cause I wanted to do it, but you have to live in their facility and stuff and I'd have to quit my job in order to do it.
 
yea my brother did one for people with asthma and he said that this drug just made him breathe like alot better and they were like always giving him pure oxygen and shit.

i would do this so fast. it would be so dope.
 
so today i got 40 mg of oxycodin and yeah i just sat around and watched movies and ate food and slept. that shit seriously wipes you out. but i dont really like the pain killer high. im 6 episodes into band of brothers. pretty dope hbo series. the guy next to me got the placebo he was totally bummed. two of the nurses are pretty cute but i dont see any chance to talk to them since 3/4 of this group are kinda white trash druggy reccreational opiate users. hahaha.
 
day three... a breeze. i got the placebo and just watched more movies. 300, zoolander, gone in sixty seconds and now im starting city of god. nothing to crazy. i only have one more day that could be a placebo. and 3 more days that will be some new pain killer. so out of 4 days i will be glossed up for 3. 20 mg, 40 mg, and one day that im assuming will be hell of 80 mg. so checking out and back into a movie later.
 
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