I'm gonna buy her stupid russian ass!

[Lax_Bro40]

shes 20

 

[^NewYork]

NIGGA THAT BITCH IS FOND OF SKIING!WHAAAT?

 

[Lax_Bro40]

skiing on my wang

 

[johanblaze]

oh shit.

 

[waynewong]

MY GF is from slovakia...ex-national team skier

awsome girl...way cooler than ANY american girl...plu we joke to strangers that I "purchased" her from a website

 

[Lateralis]

i think i found a new favorite past time.......searching for hot russian teens that are for sale. can it get any better?

 

[johanblaze]

where are the prices?

 

[Lateralis]

im in love

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057259&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

 

[johanblaze]

you fat horny, stomach cancer infested bitch.

 

[Lateralis]

i aint fat. im all muscle

 

[johanblaze]

no, no , no. I am all muscle.

 

[Lateralis]

your a fucken skeleton with a layer of paint over it. dont deny it bitch

 

[johanblaze]

you look like ron jeremy.

 

[Lateralis]

ooooh marina

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL22096&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

 

[*DrewT*]

yeah and it's probably bullshit that she likes those things anyway

 

[^NewYork]

they have asian and south american bitches for sale to Lat.

 

[Lateralis]

i couldnt find the ethnic beauties

 

[skogenjake]

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057259&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

this one lat found and the first two are the best...

i'd probably go ukranian. because i am. my friend's girlfriend is russian. i mean shes lived here her whole life, but her parents speak it sometimes. shes like a model too. like for polo and shit. there must be more like her in her motherland.

 

[mski]

hhahahahahahaha...oh god, what does someone say to there parents at the wedding! MOM i bought a wife from russia!

 

[supervore]

hell yeah if you find one like this http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052058&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

 

[Rez4frederick]

lol i just signed up on this site and made a profile. It appears to be free.... That would be so f'in crazy if I happened to meet some super fine skier chick =D

 

[Lateralis]

theres some that i would definetly buy but i dont think my gf would be too happy

 

[gmack24]

wow and they are only like $50???? that's the best price for a long term prostitute ive ever seen

 

[Lateralis]

where does it say the prices?

 

[Rez4frederick]

grrr, if you want to send the chicks an email it costs money , its a scam!!!

 

[whattheshit]

lat, she is orthodox christian. she'll never let you put it in her ass.

 

[Lateralis]

dont matter the religion. nothing a little date rape drugs cant fix.

 

[whattheshit]

but look at her, she is begging for it. that pancake ass.

 

[(Jonesy)]

holy balls, that girl is smoking hot.

 

[Mikael420]

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052471&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

TITTIES!

 

[Lateralis]

this chick is in shape awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057249&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

 

[Badfish2]

you attempt to buy one yet?

 

[Lateralis]

julia is on her way. she'll be arriving in a wooden crate filled with milk bones and bags of water in just 2 weeks. i cant wait man! her pussy is gonna smell so damn bad from the 2 week voyage. im gonna have cottage cheese for at least 2 weeks and all i gotta do is push on her lower abdomen and out comes a log of cottage cheese! YUMMMMM!

 

[Badfish2]

they'd better come bubble wrapped

 

[Lateralis]

since theyre from russia they more than likely come wrapped in a radioactive film

 

[whattheshit]

i want one from chernobyl, the exotic shit.

 

[miss_hevern87]

just so you all know, insurance companies measure healthy weight at this standard. for women, once you reach 5 foot, you are supposed to weigh 100 pounds. then five pounds for every inch after that. give or take 10 pounds due to body frame. so technically, someone who is 5'8" should weigh about 140 pounds, on average. give or take ten. this chick is not healthy, by US standards at least. maybe the communists think differently.

 

[wiener]

fat yankees

 

[Ryno]

Lat...ever girl you pick minus the on you are in love with are all hidous. banging bodies but fucking hidous (http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL22096&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

(the most butter faced of the bunch)

on a side note:

this one is a *BOING*

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052058&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

 

[KingShit]

Lat would this one work for you?

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72020430&BioID=&vsrc=Organic&vcf=&vovkey=Russian%20Ladies&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=1

 

[bueyan]

put her in the hot girl thread... that where people go to see hot pics of girls... jeese

 

[Ryno]

 

[Ryno]

im starting a new thread...

 

[Lateralis]

theyd all work for me. theyre all pink on the inside so thats all that matters

 

[Kevo]

Dude if she is up to be a mail order bride there is no way she is wealthy enough to have ever been skiing.

 

[Sashac]

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052339&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

If I was a rich lesbian, I would buy her.

 

[Ryno]

post a picture of a russian mail order bride didnt last long...

 

[SteezePatrol]

this is probably the degredation of females that someone was recently talking about...anyone seen one with DD's?

 

[couchskier]

what do you do for a job? she is a accountant so you gotta make some coin, My buddy owns a bar and the guy who does the dishes is from brazil, can't speak a piss of english but due to my worldlyness I speak some brazilano so I figured out he use to sell phmaracuticles (sp?) go figure?

 

[whattheshit]

thats not uncommon, especially in canada. ive had taxi drivers who were doctors in their old country. lots of immigrants are like that. but they rather live in canada then make coin in their old country. i don't get it.