Im going to be 18 tomorrow.....

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my childhood is offically over. im sad. 18 sounds too old and im just a junior in high school. i dont want to be "of age". not yet anyway

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Now's the time to do whatever you want and take money from your parents, thats what my brother did anyways.

Infiltrate, Destroy, Rebuild
 
Now law consequences gonna actually count against your record. But atleast you are still in High School so enjoy that while you still can.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
atleast now i can hit the casinos

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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fuck the casinos. buy a porno, a cigar, and go to the tittie bar. then, purchase an eight-ball, and do it all off of a hookers ass. that's the ticket.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
so firts of all, you want to find a middle-aged hooker, sniff a line of coke off her ass. You will procede to enquire about the "ass buffet". This should only cost you a max of $.75. That tingling feeling you feel in your mouth after licking said ass is just the diseases starting to set in, nothing to worry about. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then wait until the various diseases claim your life. Happy Birthday Buddy!

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
 
congrats, go to quebec or alberta and you can drink!

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
Step one, get the 18 year old birthday package:

1. cheap cigars

2. lottery tickets

3. porn

Then, go to the local strippie and have a good time.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
happy 18th. i turned on 4/28. i feel the same way, im sad my childhood is over. im a senior though so it is worse for me. no more high school, and asside from the actual school part, im sad about that.

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth

 
all of ns invited to kykelly's bday party. can i assume there's gonna be some ky-wrestling? i'm in

I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640

 
hell yeah^

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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read maddox much?

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
it aint so bad i forgot aabout all the money that came with bdays. plus my birthday this year falls on 05/5/05 so thats gotta be a sign from god or something.

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Sure, morn the loss of your child hood for a couple minutes. If you are a senior, be happy you are going to college...because once you go, you will never wanna go back home. It is wonderful.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
we have the same birthday! happy birthday to you. and me. except i'm 2 years older than you.

i remember when they listed member birthdays on the front page. it was awesome.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
things for me to do when i turn 18.... get tattoo go to strip club.. and um shit im vrunk froget the alst one

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
smoke a spliff get busy.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
ahahahah im 1 day older then you! happy bday 2 all!

Forcast for tomorrow: a pinch of genius and a chance of DOOM!!
 
not really you still have 3 years until you can drink, thats when yuo are an adult

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
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