im going bungee jumping at 3 today in ottowa

so im going to go work

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i wanna bungee jump

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i hope the cord breaks or it wraps around your neck and snaps it like a pretzel

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where are you going? great canadian or wilderness?

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if it is, thats where im going to go!

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yep, if im not mistaken i think its a jump-naked-get-a-second-jump-free deal at great canadian. and its 200 feet...

and ive been waiting for a bunch of people to go with me for two months now...

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
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