I'm goin to hell...

miralas

miralas

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this last thursday i had gotten knee surgery for a tear in my maniscus and throughout the weekend have made great progress in regaining my strength in my left knee. tonight i went over to my mom's casa for some din and sat on the couch and started playin with some little kid. the little kid insisted on showin me his karate skills and though hesitant, i proceeded to let him after a short lecture on no matter what the circumstance, he must avoid my left knee. the little fucker thought he'd pull a quick one on me and after his karate lesson he came over to the couch actin like he was lookin for somethin and through the gnarliest punch right down to my left knee cap! this is where the 6yr old learned that when defenseless i can actually be quicker than Chuck Norris himself. before he knew it( and i knew it) i had my hand wrapped around his melon and had him ground into my carpet. thats right, a 20yr old palming some 6yr old. he didnt cry but i think he got the point that i wasnt messin around with the knee. the worst part is, this is the second time within a year that i had done this to a little kid. im sure im goin to get karma raped for this but i couldnt let this story go untold. im goin to hell...
 
Man thats fine, i think god would say something along the lines of "way to put that little fucker in place." Post surgery is scary shit man, if anyone fucks with you there dead. I had surgery on my chest and my friend thought it would be funny if he punched me, so he did, then i tried to break his cheek bone and failed but he got the point that i wasnt fucking around
 
You shoulda knocked the little fucker out... JK.

Next time just sit him down and explain to him what he did was wrong, and if he doesn't again YELL.
 
well you will be in good company cause im definatly going to hell as well. hah, yeah that kid deserved what he got, he knows karate he should of defended himself.
 
Never let little kids know your weakness. I doubt he would have hit it if you had just let him swing away and not tell him about it. Get well soon yo.
 
i would have thrown him out the nearest window, i don't think you're going to hell for that, he deserved it.
 
haha yeah, im pretty sure anyone wouldve taken some sort of swing at this kid if he had done that to them
 
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++karma dude, the kid desrved it, you put him in his place.

he has to learn that you dont fuck with people that way and someone has to teach him so why not you.
 
yeah dont worry about goin to hell for that, I know a few little kids like that who would punch me if I had surgury, and Im such Id punch em back
 
try workin with kids that age for 6 weeks over the summer some of the shit they do to piss you off is rediculous and u cant do that to them cause ull get fired but i would just sock those fuckers if i could
 
the kid cant be any bigger than 4' and has to be somethin close to 100lbs. but i think he's like a partial FAS baby or somethin cause the kids not all there. plus i know his mom's been in prison for awhile for some kind of substance abuse...
 
when my friend kicked my arm, i pinned him up against a locker by the throat and headbutted him.

this is post op btw.
 
youre not going to hell... A few years ago I was lying down on a bench and this little kid came and punched me in the eye and by reaction I threw him off the bench. I felt awful, but it was just a reaction to being punched in the eye.
 
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