I'm fucked

tell them that it was Potpourri and that you have BO problems.

Its their shitty genetics and therefore not your fault
 
just dont get caught. ive been smoking at least every weekend since i was 15 and pretty much daily in my last two years of highschool, and my parents still believe "Ive only tried it at parties a few times."
 
13339196:parkplayground said:
Its OK OP I got caught by the fuzz for alcohol and my parents were told by other parents that I was smoking and lots of other fun stuff so being the mega Hitler my mom is, she now thinks I'm a scumbag no life pot head (only the pot head part WAS true),a raging alcoholic (lol no),an avid pill popper (never even touched them), and a chronic sex addict just because I'm "a bad kid" who sexts young girls to get off (what the actual fuck mom).

Ive been told to make new friends, to stop ruining my life since I'm too stupid to afford killing my brain, to get a job, then get a another job since the 1st I got wasn't making me work enough, to pay for virtually all of my living expenses minus food (only sometimes) and housing, to prevent me from getting my license so I can't go out and do "bad things"... So basically I've been told to pay for myself on minimum wage while still living in my house on only a minimum wage job.

I also had to give them full access to my phone and other stuff, a curfew, drug tests, family counseling (for my addiction problems), 1vs.1 lectures with former cops, and all that fun stuff. Also couldn't hang out with friends for 5-6 months, then another 3-4 after getting

Arrested, and my lovely mother has been telling me this whole way I'm not going to get anywhere in life. Because I'm a lowlife just like all the other lowlifes that do bad things and have to go to diversion, and according to her, there are no exceptions to this rule.

This started this past summer and I'm a juniour in highschool. If anybody tells you it isn't bad, then they didn't actually have it that bad in the first place. The best years of highschool have been ruined for me by my mom taking things too seriously.

I've also never actually been caught red handed, and I've only ever been in trouble because of the dumbass people I'm with when these things happen, so the majority of this punishment is based off of assumption by her of who I am and what I do.

So OP, it depends on how you play things out. When I was arrested, I was also blazed. The cops didn't know this and my parents didn't know. Cover up as much as possible to keep punishment to a minimal. You will probably be boned, and you will probably hate your life for a while, but it probably won't end up as bad as me, and if it does, put the knife down, step away from the ledge, and wait it out till college
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No offense but you're mom is being a stupid cunt. I know you love her because she's your mom but damn. When you turn 18 you should say "peace bitch" maybe mention how trying to ruin your life and telling her fucking kid"you're a lowlife and never going to go anywhere" is fucked, she's a useless cunt and you hope she has a nice life.

I tried to leave out the c word but damn. If that wasn't a mom there would have been no reason to even think about omitting such a necessary piece.

Seriously good luck. Where the fuck to people get off. I just don't get it. I understand wanting to win the ignorant tools parent of the year award but holy fucking shit. Do people ever use that thing in the head, I think it's called a brain. You can use it to think and then magically you aren't such a fucking idiot.

Holy shit.

When you turn 18 even if you're still there she can't stop you from getting your license.

Good luck

PS: Sorry about hatin on your mom so hard. Really saw no choice. Again good luck
 
13341044:theabortionator said:
No offense but you're mom is being a stupid cunt. I know you love her because she's your mom but damn. When you turn 18 you should say "peace bitch" maybe mention how trying to ruin your life and telling her fucking kid"you're a lowlife and never going to go anywhere" is fucked, she's a useless cunt and you hope she has a nice life.

I tried to leave out the c word but damn. If that wasn't a mom there would have been no reason to even think about omitting such a necessary piece.

Seriously good luck. Where the fuck to people get off. I just don't get it. I understand wanting to win the ignorant tools parent of the year award but holy fucking shit. Do people ever use that thing in the head, I think it's called a brain. You can use it to think and then magically you aren't such a fucking idiot.

Holy shit.

When you turn 18 even if you're still there she can't stop you from getting your license.

Good luck

PS: Sorry about hatin on your mom so hard. Really saw no choice. Again good luck
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no worries man. I actually do hate her. She laughed and told me when I was trying so hard to get better at park that I will never get close to being a pro, which was my dream. I went innto some serioius depression at the time, and ever since i have resented her and hated everything about her, so dont worry.

the most fucked up part about her behavior to me is that Im not a bad kid, or atleast not in the eyes of normal people. I take all the AP and honors classes available, Im a member of all those bullshit student council and Model U.N. blah blah groups, my teachers know im working my ass off and let her know that, and to top it off, I only started smoking because jerking it till I was raw wasnt releasing enough stress to deal with the spawn of satan living in the same household as me...

BUT OP! THIS IS ABOUT YOU! disreguard this little side conversation. I try not to complain about what I have, becuase I still get to ski, and Im not poor or anything, and as long as its not illegal she still supports my skiing in some ways, even though she truly does think im garbage, but I tried to make a point to the always popular "atleast your not that guy" comment. HAVE HOPE and dont cut too deep when you are under house arrest for months!
 
13341309:parkplayground said:
no worries man. I actually do hate her. She laughed and told me when I was trying so hard to get better at park that I will never get close to being a pro, which was my dream. I went innto some serioius depression at the time, and ever since i have resented her and hated everything about her, so dont worry.

the most fucked up part about her behavior to me is that Im not a bad kid, or atleast not in the eyes of normal people. I take all the AP and honors classes available, Im a member of all those bullshit student council and Model U.N. blah blah groups, my teachers know im working my ass off and let her know that, and to top it off, I only started smoking because jerking it till I was raw wasnt releasing enough stress to deal with the spawn of satan living in the same household as me...

BUT OP! THIS IS ABOUT YOU! disreguard this little side conversation. I try not to complain about what I have, becuase I still get to ski, and Im not poor or anything, and as long as its not illegal she still supports my skiing in some ways, even though she truly does think im garbage, but I tried to make a point to the always popular "atleast your not that guy" comment. HAVE HOPE and dont cut too deep when you are under house arrest for months!
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Damn dude. Good luck. Hopefully 18 isn't too far away.
 
13341309:parkplayground said:
no worries man. I actually do hate her. She laughed and told me when I was trying so hard to get better at park that I will never get close to being a pro, which was my dream. I went innto some serioius depression at the time, and ever since i have resented her and hated everything about her, so dont worry.

the most fucked up part about her behavior to me is that Im not a bad kid, or atleast not in the eyes of normal people. I take all the AP and honors classes available, Im a member of all those bullshit student council and Model U.N. blah blah groups, my teachers know im working my ass off and let her know that, and to top it off, I only started smoking because jerking it till I was raw wasnt releasing enough stress to deal with the spawn of satan living in the same household as me...

BUT OP! THIS IS ABOUT YOU! disreguard this little side conversation. I try not to complain about what I have, becuase I still get to ski, and Im not poor or anything, and as long as its not illegal she still supports my skiing in some ways, even though she truly does think im garbage, but I tried to make a point to the always popular "atleast your not that guy" comment. HAVE HOPE and dont cut too deep when you are under house arrest for months!
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Well that escalated quickly...
 
remember: once you commit to the lie, you gotta follow it through. just keep on denying, even when they know you're lying through your teeth...unless they have hard evidence--then you just gotta do the time
 
13341382:e.wait said:
remember: once you commit to the lie, you gotta follow it through. just keep on denying, even when they know you're lying through your teeth...unless they have hard evidence--then you just gotta do the time
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Don't lie, just dick punch
 
you're probably gunna get drug tested unless your parents are retarded, and I've been caught like 3 times and nothing bad has ever happened but my parents bluff a lot about "the next time they catch me"
 
13340985:mseward said:
just dont get caught. ive been smoking at least every weekend since i was 15 and pretty much daily in my last two years of highschool, and my parents still believe "Ive only tried it at parties a few times."
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hahaha story of my life
 
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