im fucked

I wass at the us open last week and fell off that ollie on wood rail onto my pole. my spleen was cracked in half and i cant ski till march. its fucked

ya dank

i miss skiing
 
that sucks....next time you're in the gym do some spleen exercises to it will be stronger next time you ram a pole into it

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
spleen excercises... haha. That sounds pretty painfull. What does your spleen do exactly?

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
it filters out magor disieses. almost as much blood goes through it as you hart. i guess ill be a proffesional newschooler for a while

ya dank

i miss skiing
 
your spleen is kinda like your appendix. you don't really need it but if you fuck it up, doctors won't remove it unless absolutely necessary.

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
Yeah, I'm starting a new rule on here: anytime an NS member dies from skiing, I get first dibs on his stuff. So give me your skis when you kick the bucket.

 
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