I'm excited for space travel because...

But I'll have my ninja on my side to kill them if they attack me. Everyone knows that ninja are better than pirate.
 
I think pirates are better. Ninjas are just bitches to who ever's paying, but pirates do whatever they want and still get way more dough.
 
You could go places where nobody would EVER find you.
Pirates would make an epic comeback, Star Wars would clearly be enacted in real life, somebody with way too much money would make the Enterprise, and then Mass Effect would happen.
 
imagine alien vagins, all slimey and whatnot, i think i got abducted and experienced that, then i was left in a field... then again it couldve been the cow that gave me a blowjob...

yea it prob was the cow

ill be back, i gotta go get the.... uumm.... groceries
 
space travel is boring....

not piracy, smuggling. There will be thousands of Han Solos flying around the galaxy.
 
ok so you are the worst member on NS. you have been here for 2 months and you have 1400 posts and everyone i see is disgusting or worthless. multiple times you have talked about weird things you have done with cows and im starting to believe you actually have. you are not funny. no one but you thinks that having sex with cows if funny.
 
Exactly. I PM'd him saying everything he has ever said makes me mad and he said "KOOL STOORY BRAAAAAAH" with a K and everything.
 
Space Pirates pwn earth bound ninjas, hands down.

Will the space pirates be human space pirates, or will this piracy be from alien pirates ... who may or may not have weird vaginas?

I have always assumed that once space travel becomes common place, space pirates will develop into an unstopable force. Infact, I predict that space pirates will become such a threat to national security and space-dom that governments will begin training earth ninjas to battle the pirates. The plan will fail.
 
I don't know though man, don't trust those jawas or your dad might end up cutting your arm off in a flying city on some distant planet.
Hoth Snowpark would be badass, pow all day erryday.
 
they should have done this on the Deadliest Warrior.

instead they did ninja vs spartan which was kinda gay.
 
drugs could then be grown in space, and then sent to my house from a space capsule, thus avoiding all police detection.

since nasa can't even detect the asteroids whizzing by us (or most of them as I have read)
 
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