*ThaMovment*
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i'm so drunk right now, dasmn......... Its been a while.., ehm ntot really but stilllll..
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I'm drunk
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freestyle_rich
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^ nice, drinkin alone is so cool
*ThaMovment*
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I just got home! And I live in Norway so the clock is 01.00 in the night
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SchweitzerSki
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i'm hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. i thin that if everyone smoked weed it would be a good world. today some bastard got mad at me for turning right when my light was greean and he was coming from the opposite way and wanted to turn my way. so of course i have the right of way and he gets all pissed off. i mean god dammit can't people just chilllllllllll ouuuuuuuuuutttttt!
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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
arsenal601
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look! im an attention whore!
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
**NWFT**
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
**NWFT**
~Cork_1080~
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wad yea drink?
skierdudeguy
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yes, that is a known fact
does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11
please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11
please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Anathema
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trust me, it was better for me. some of those things that went on i wouldn't have ever believed were humanly possible. wow, just thinking back on it gets the blood pumpin... to certain areas of the body. ohhhhh baby.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Justin
reppin' the dfp
keep it real.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Justin
reppin' the dfp
keep it real.
Ghst
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i drank a coca-cola and i am very very crunk as is my acquantance charles that you may view to my left
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Ghst
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Ghst
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LINEskier03
Member
ahh yes, being drunk is key to functioning in society, or so I hear it is about living in Canada eh? Most of the time we just wollow in our own feces and think about how cool it would be to be an American eh?
CO is where its at bitches
CO is where its at bitches
NickMartini
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they have come home but not caught me
-Nick Martini
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"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
-Nick Martini
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"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
rippinbumpskier
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kated and anathema hooked up last nite hahha
"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"
"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"
"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
Jessbuff
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hahahha, anathema, you're such a hipocrite! You've made like 10 threads about how drunk you are or how much codene you've injested! hahaha
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
PurpleSkier
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its 130 here, and i'm with you two. i gots da shakes..
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
PurpleSkier
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i decided i should have had only one bowl to myself rather than two. hopefully it will pass. and i also think i am angry at myself for not letting a drunk dude buy me a drink at work. Damned morals, 17 cant drink at work. so after that i drank a bottle of wine at work. like ten minutes later. i got rid of them morals
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
Here is my day, culminating in drunkenness. If it's too long for you or you don't care (don't see why you would) don't read it... doesn't make much sense to bitch about it though. Whatever...
I spent all day wandering around downtown in the sun. I love the city when there's nice weather; pretty girls in summer clothes are everywhere, there's music around always, occasionally an amusing protest (today was US non-interference, what a surprise), and plenty of places to hang out and browse around. I enjoyed thoroughly. Also dropped off a couple resumes that probably won't lead to me getting a job... but oh well. I bought Network, one of my fave movies, and caught the bus home, where I watched Network. I was then informed that one of my dad's friends was having a barbecue, so rather than abandoning the prospect of dinner, I went along and talked to old people for a few hours. This was ok, they have fun stories and stuff, and it's a laid back atmosphere which is always my thing. Plus, unlimited beer... although I only had a 6 pack there and whatever was left of the Lamb's navy (complete shit, never drink it). Left at about 9pm to go to my buddy's fundraiser at the 'yote, which is short for the Wild Coyote.
God, I forgot how much I hate that place.
A little background on the 'Yote. Basically, it's a bar/club under a bridge near a construction site in a shit locale overall. They play loud, poorly mixed R&B and have a big dance floor that's always PACKED by 11pm. In fact, tonight, the whole place was loaded full of people. This all sounds sort of ok, but you cannot comprehend how much of a junkshow this place is without being there. No matter how much remodeling they do, how much faux graffiti they put on the walls and how many TVs playing some knockoff Girls Gone Wild video on repeat they stick onto random outcroppings, the 'Yote will always be a complete fucking dive. There are always tons of girls, of course, who fall into one of three categories:
1. Butt fugly and too slutty for me to want anything to do with,
2. Amazingly hot and too slutty for me to want anything to do with,
3. Girls I know personally, making it kind of awkward for me to hit on them sober and extremely awkward for them when I inevitably hit on them drunk.
Usually the majority of girls in any category already have guys they're hooked up with anyway. Suffice it to say, I got not much in the touch department. At the 'Yote, however, this is a good thing. It means I wake up tomorrow with neither Gonorrhea nor Herpes nor exotic parasites (etc, you get the idea). At any rate, I did hang around, chatted with a few of said girls and some buddies I haven't seen for a while, of which there were a disturbing number... in fact, that was another issue. The whole thing was far too similar to a drunken high school reunion for my tastes. Having the 8 hottest girls from my senior class show up together, looking better than ever, is somewhat intimidating considering I was less than a casanova last time I saw them. Some of them probably fall into the STD realm I discussed earlier. But I digress... anyway, more awkwardness ensues. I try mock-dancing (moving around a lot but not really dancing) with some randoms for a while in an effort to avoid contact with people I don't really want to talk to. This seems to work but isn't really worth the 10$ cover charge this shithole makes you pay. At this point I'm wondering why I bothered coming.
Meanwhile, the specials that night were Sex on the Beach and Tequila shots: both $3.25. Guess what I picked? No lime, baby. Not a great deal, but whatever. At any rate, after 4 doubles, drinking with a bunch of people (why is it that friends always insist you share a hard drink with them? Why do I insist on it, even? we'll never know) I was getting pretty shittered... you'll recall the pre-drinking I did at the BBQ. So, my mockdancing increased. The whole thing kind of sucked. We left at 12:45, roughly, when a couple of my friends decided we couldn't take it anymore. Several of them renewed an old pact never to go to the 'Yote again.
But the night wasn't a complete loss. It was sort of fun, my friend who was fundraising (thus the reason I went to begin with) made some money, and... well, you'll notice this is typed somewhat coherently. There's a reason. Because I'm still pissed off my head here. This is the reason: http://molsonkick.ca/product.php?LANG=en
I've found a new summer beer to accompany my recently-adopted summer drink (White Russian a la Dude)! I tasted this in a can before and it was shit, but that aluminum bottle somehow improves it immensely (or, you know, might have been all the tequila), and I'm (or was) wide awake after only 5 of them. It's actually starting to wear off now, so I think I'm done. If you read all this, get off the internet and get a fucking life... at least I have the drunk/hyper excuse here.
I spent all day wandering around downtown in the sun. I love the city when there's nice weather; pretty girls in summer clothes are everywhere, there's music around always, occasionally an amusing protest (today was US non-interference, what a surprise), and plenty of places to hang out and browse around. I enjoyed thoroughly. Also dropped off a couple resumes that probably won't lead to me getting a job... but oh well. I bought Network, one of my fave movies, and caught the bus home, where I watched Network. I was then informed that one of my dad's friends was having a barbecue, so rather than abandoning the prospect of dinner, I went along and talked to old people for a few hours. This was ok, they have fun stories and stuff, and it's a laid back atmosphere which is always my thing. Plus, unlimited beer... although I only had a 6 pack there and whatever was left of the Lamb's navy (complete shit, never drink it). Left at about 9pm to go to my buddy's fundraiser at the 'yote, which is short for the Wild Coyote.
God, I forgot how much I hate that place.
A little background on the 'Yote. Basically, it's a bar/club under a bridge near a construction site in a shit locale overall. They play loud, poorly mixed R&B and have a big dance floor that's always PACKED by 11pm. In fact, tonight, the whole place was loaded full of people. This all sounds sort of ok, but you cannot comprehend how much of a junkshow this place is without being there. No matter how much remodeling they do, how much faux graffiti they put on the walls and how many TVs playing some knockoff Girls Gone Wild video on repeat they stick onto random outcroppings, the 'Yote will always be a complete fucking dive. There are always tons of girls, of course, who fall into one of three categories:
1. Butt fugly and too slutty for me to want anything to do with,
2. Amazingly hot and too slutty for me to want anything to do with,
3. Girls I know personally, making it kind of awkward for me to hit on them sober and extremely awkward for them when I inevitably hit on them drunk.
Usually the majority of girls in any category already have guys they're hooked up with anyway. Suffice it to say, I got not much in the touch department. At the 'Yote, however, this is a good thing. It means I wake up tomorrow with neither Gonorrhea nor Herpes nor exotic parasites (etc, you get the idea). At any rate, I did hang around, chatted with a few of said girls and some buddies I haven't seen for a while, of which there were a disturbing number... in fact, that was another issue. The whole thing was far too similar to a drunken high school reunion for my tastes. Having the 8 hottest girls from my senior class show up together, looking better than ever, is somewhat intimidating considering I was less than a casanova last time I saw them. Some of them probably fall into the STD realm I discussed earlier. But I digress... anyway, more awkwardness ensues. I try mock-dancing (moving around a lot but not really dancing) with some randoms for a while in an effort to avoid contact with people I don't really want to talk to. This seems to work but isn't really worth the 10$ cover charge this shithole makes you pay. At this point I'm wondering why I bothered coming.
Meanwhile, the specials that night were Sex on the Beach and Tequila shots: both $3.25. Guess what I picked? No lime, baby. Not a great deal, but whatever. At any rate, after 4 doubles, drinking with a bunch of people (why is it that friends always insist you share a hard drink with them? Why do I insist on it, even? we'll never know) I was getting pretty shittered... you'll recall the pre-drinking I did at the BBQ. So, my mockdancing increased. The whole thing kind of sucked. We left at 12:45, roughly, when a couple of my friends decided we couldn't take it anymore. Several of them renewed an old pact never to go to the 'Yote again.
But the night wasn't a complete loss. It was sort of fun, my friend who was fundraising (thus the reason I went to begin with) made some money, and... well, you'll notice this is typed somewhat coherently. There's a reason. Because I'm still pissed off my head here. This is the reason: http://molsonkick.ca/product.php?LANG=en
I've found a new summer beer to accompany my recently-adopted summer drink (White Russian a la Dude)! I tasted this in a can before and it was shit, but that aluminum bottle somehow improves it immensely (or, you know, might have been all the tequila), and I'm (or was) wide awake after only 5 of them. It's actually starting to wear off now, so I think I'm done. If you read all this, get off the internet and get a fucking life... at least I have the drunk/hyper excuse here.