Im drunk and should be a sperm donor

Joebin

Joebin

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Im drunk and need someone to straighten my life out. Im watching a TV show about a sperm donor who had hundreds of kids and their all meeting each other and I thought "hey. Why dont I donate sperm and make bank because my sperm is obviouly worth a shit ton of skrilla" but the thought of hundreds of my bastard childs running around makes me want to throw up the McGangbang I just ate and I definately need the nutrients from it otherwise I will need a McGangbang transplant. What the fick am I supposed to do? I mean I jerk off like 5 times a week, why shouldnt I get paid for it? Thats a waist of sperm thats been sitting in a sock in the bottom of my hamper for the past month. Maybe I should just be a man whore, but one that specializes in getting the client pregnant. Same thing right?

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Inb4 the "Im drunk thread", but thats for pussies and Im about to be a sperm doning father.

 
im drunk and this seems like a good idea

provided sperm donor implies the donation bank is her stomach cause she should swallow that shit like the bitch that she is. i hope that's how it works out for me sat night, any way
 
Mom says she won't pay for your lift ticket. Make her drive you to the sperm bank so you can deposit your jizz and profit. Ski for free!
 
Dont you usually have to meet some sort of requirements to be a sperm donar. Women looking for sperm tend to choose sperm from a intelligent attractive man. Not saying you aren;t intelligent or attractive.
 
Do you have to be certain age? because when I can I'm going to use those things like 4 times a day and when I die my thousands of children will have children and mate with my other children until eventually a third of the world is related to me.
 
jesus christ, whoever can beat of 20 times a day probably has a fucking reservoir inside them
 
its actually ridiculously difficult to be a sperm donor and they're super strict about everything. you don't just show up and beat it into a cup and disappear forever
 
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