I'M CLEAN!!!

petek

petek

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YEAH. Took a blood test a few days ago, none of that shit in there.

'Bert your yelling again...'
 
good on ya

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
thats good man , keep it up !

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
nice!I hope I don't ever have to take one of those tests.Were you shitting your pants when you took it or did you know beforehand that you would pass it clean?

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Sick and Tired.
 
I go to a catholic school and the other day our drug councelour randomly drug tested me and i failed!! YEA I GET TO DO 10 SERIVE HOURS!!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Just a blood test? If so your lucky... I know this one guy who had to get a Q-tip thingy shoved in his pee hole to swab the 'interior', then the Dr squeezed his balls and shit... but thats enough for one nightmare so we will leave it at that

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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
 
U think thats bad god try being a girl once a year we gotta go to get an EXAMINATION *shuders* thee worst thing ever! the doctors open the girl up and then do a condon swab! fuck it i dont wanna get one done!

 
petek, did you take a drug test or std test? if you took a drug test, how did you pass it? If you took a std test, i really dont care and please remove this thread. haha, peace.

.Ski.
 
freeze and burn: things were never meant to be shoved up a guy's dick. no acceptions.

i hear an ancient for of torture for the chinese was to give the guy an erection, then shove a glass tube up his dick. when it went away, the glass tube would break inside the guy's dick.

try that for painful.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
i heard that was an old mafia trick

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
smokin what did they do to u at ur school ?

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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
Piss test at a clinic right down the road and if u come up positive then you have 10 service hours which means for 5 nights you have to clean the school with the janitors for 2 hours it sux!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
i don't think it matters too much who's trick it was. it hurt, and it was probably a lot more effective than threatening someone with their life.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
^ yeah getting swabbed in the v-hole, doesnt sound bad at all. when given grapes, make wine.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
oh and the glass trick, they shove it up and it wont break when you lose the erection, they smash your dick causing the glass to break.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
yeah. to give you an idea, just talking about that hurts. and getting kicked in the balls is the worst because it's immediate pain, followed by a slow and really big pain that turns into a stomach ache. when you get hit in the balls, it takes a good 10 minutes before the pain goes away enough just to think straight.

so think before you kick a guy in the balls next time.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
they kick you in the balls, you punch them in the boobs. its all relevent.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
grls always complain when they hit their boobs on something... does it really hurt that much? like in comparison to gettin kicked in the balls for a guy?

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
^ i think it does, but not nearly as much as getting kicked in the balls.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ getiing hit in the boobs hurts majorly if they are growing and trust me then ur boobs are sore for a few days! it prolly doesnt hurt as much as getting kicked in the balls cuz when u get kicked in the balls doesnt it wanna make u puke or something?! i dont know im a girl so lmao! but someone hitting my boobs alwayshurt like a bitch! and the pain stays there for like a while:s its more annoying than pain really!

 
yo that sucks alot

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
the testicles have much less protection around them than breasts do. but yes, getting hit in the boob hurts a lot. despite popular belief, they aren't just sacks of water.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
i can't usually even stand for a while after getting kicked in the balls. curling up into a ball helps, or squating. it feels like you have to puke, shit, and like your gonna explode (in the bad way) at the same time.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
your lucky you never had to play bag tag

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
u get kicked in the balls on a regular basis?

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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
dude thats disgusting

no snow...

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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
Apple - bag tag? that's fucking funny!

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
no thank god. i got hit with a tennis ball though.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
lol

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
i got hit in the chest once by a friend who hit a tennis ball that went like 80 miles per hour. i fell over and massaged my pectoral muscle.

getting a soccer ball to the nuts is the worst. for one it gets the entire area. it feels like your nuts are in your stomach, but really your stomach just feels sick becasue everything else is numb

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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
 
ouch that has to hurt. 80 mph

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
your girls need to quite bitchign about.. your v-test. its made for thigns to go in there. ou dont have to get your prostate checked.. and thats when the kind nurse shoves 2 fingers right up your ass...

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
t-roy: Tha'ts what happened to me like 2 years ago and I was playing hockey. I wasn't the goalie

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

NA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
Haha. There is this story about a chick using a test tube (glass) to play with herslef in the science classroom during lunch...The teacher walked in and she jumped up... When she jumped up she closed her legs and the test tube broke into tiny shards of glass... I can only imagine how much that woulda hurt.

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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
 
ow...imagine fucking her after lol jk

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
my friends sister was fuckin this one guy whos got major issues and switches between gay and straight on a regular basis... anyway, she made him get an std test before she would do anything with him. as much as i hate him, i feel so bad that he had to go through that

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i feel bad for her 4 having a gay guy as a bf

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
my friend got nailed in the nuts with a baseball while playing, suprise suprise, baseball. he dropped to the ground immediately, and hurled 5 minutes later. then he showed us his nuts. it was humorous, unit he showed us his nuts. that was just kinda fruity.

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'Hasta la victoria siempre'

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
 
I know one poor bastard who had this weird thing where your nuts get twisted internally. He woke up one morning and could barely get out of bed - seriously. The doctor told him it is relatively common to get it... Then he told him he would have to chop one nut off... Now we call him 'One Ball'

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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
 
^ i remember just hearing that from one of the kids on my ski team at school, happens to him. said it was blindingly painful.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
some kid playing lax at my town lost a nut because he got hit and wasn't wearing a cup.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
dude a teacher in my school has one testicle lol hes half the man he used to be........

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
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