Im an Uncle now

Lateralis

Lateralis

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yes thats right, i am now an uncle, my brother and his gf had their first baby monday morning, and its a boy yay

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
the corruption begins

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
 
so after all that talk of killing babies... you have direct access to a baby... thats interesting.

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how long before his first fowl word.... i give it one month after he starts talking

my little cousin was grabbin tits when he was only 2.. he makes me proud

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
 
billy why dont you sit on uncle stef's lap?

i dont think that's such a good idea

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
im gonna be an uncle in about a month from now, kickass! its going to be a boy, more kickass. im going to have him on those little plastic skis that are like a foot long in about 2 1/2 years!

you ever see those things! theyre fuckin cool, we sell them in our shop.

MIDWESTSKIER

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who's kiddin' who?
 
ya im gonna make him do cool things like teach him how to ski, golf and play pool and a really young then if he gets all good i can reap profits off of him hahahaha but if he turns out gay....ill be dissapointed cuz then ill have to buy him barbies and make up for christmas

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
would this be the brother that lives in ottawa? if so, can i help with corruption?

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ya its the bro that lives in smiths falls and yeah you can help with the corruption ahaha

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
god, I've been an uncle for 11 years now...boy I feel old

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holy fucking shit you have a long sig!

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hes gonna be the greatest, ill tell him things like you know your uncle eric, well he likes little boys like you and touches them in their special spots so if he hands you candy and wants you to sit on his lap, just yell RAPE!!!!!! hahahah i cant wait

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
hummm i wanna help wiht corruption i corrupted my cousins lol they are all skiers that smoke weed now lol.

Go Big and Die!
 
GOD HELP THAT CHILD!

lateralis: come now im not going o hurt u little pomppett!

lil stevy: goo goo gagaga motha' fucka' D!

lateralis: want some candy?

lil stevy: ok

lateralis: its in my pants just reach in and get it, its big and long on top of the furry kitty

lil stevy: ANAL RAPE!!!!

 
we should start an 'im an uncle' club ... been one for 2 years and counting

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Dude u should get him on pot at like 5. the rape thing will be fuckin funny to watch.

Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
 
oh i will do the rape thing and film it cuz its gonna be fucken awesome

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
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