Im about to punch out my step mom

[Lax_Bro40]

ya i think shes a fucking gold digger... she started dating my dad just as we started to get smoe moeny from his buisness now that things are aswome shes here to stay.. i fucking hate her

 

[STAUSS]

DOnkEY PUCCNNNHCCC

 

[Snowcase]

i hate my step mom i can't ski at gore this year because of her and fr4nt167

 

[Lax_Bro40]

why would u wanna ski at gore?

 

[1080chubs]

^ yeah dude, straight right, directly to the face. she'd get owned. just make sure you videotape or take a picture of it, and then if you get in trouble just say the divorce is getting to you or something. but deffinately knock her out, even if you wernet taht mad you should knock the bitch out, just for her not being around when you asked what dinner was.

 

[Lax_Bro40]

fucking slut shouldnt have left the kitchen

 

[Snowcase]

because its better than togg?

 

[C-Burg]

damn straight

 

[Lax_Bro40]

ooooooooooooooooooo.. i hear the kids there are dick head faggots

 

[Snowcase]

togg or gore? i know one at gore that is

 

[Deafboy]

yeah.....step moms are bitches from hells seed. they tend to go apeshit on the one thats not their kid. its so weird.

 

[levistewart]

my brothers stepmom is the same way the only way to get back at her is stick rotten fish under her seats

 

[Snowcase]

my step mom is the same way and my step bro even said it

 

[Lax_Bro40]

gore

 

[Snowcase]

yea theres a few and i can't say anything for reason of wanting to be able to ski

 

[Ghst]

What are you waiting for?

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

poison her

 

[Snubluck]

eat her.

 

[mittfree]

My friend tried that. Coincidentally, he's now living in his friend's basement. Hopefuly your dad isn't pussywhipped like my friend's dad.

 

[sugarnspice]

if you play any bob marley backwards, you hear....do it, take it to the bitch....siiiiix, siiiix, siiiix.

 

[reggyboy]

thats bullshit thats shes hidding food from u. just work out a way to get laxitives into the bitch. and evry time she speaks to u say ur not my fucking mom. aslo check the thread of how to annoy people and re act the whole list

 

[Thorvildsen]

Be a real douchebag to her, and when she slappes you, break her nose.

And BTW, What happende this summer?

 

[Gaespar]

do that that one was good;D good luck to you destroying her life

 

[scofield]

tell her to lose some weight and gain some friends

 

[skiierman]

Dude when she's sleeping break one of her nails, that'll piss her off.

 

[JockinJLoads]

wow man i feel bad for you, what a bitch....show her this thread!!!

 

[KEVTRON]

ahaha good call

 

[Capt.Flannel]

How old are you? just wondering cause if you're close to 16, it might be worth it to keep operation lazy ass going until then and then you can run her over with a car when you get your permit. That way, you can say "oh, woops, I was learning how to drive and she jumped in front of the car"

 

[ogou0287]

just push her down the stairs when she thinks ur not home and jump out an open window, then steal her car, go up a huge hill, put a brick on the gaz and run or park it IN a public pool during the night, ejaculate in her shoes, cut her hair during sleep, steel her valuable shit and sell it, do a rail with her car...

 

[guillermolongjon2]

WOW ARMADASKIER171 IS A BADASS...I WISH I COULD BE AS BADASS AS HIM AND SAY IM GONNA PUNCH MY MOM

 

[Erie]

 

[CooksCorner]

Call Chuck Norris

 

[Peetri]

is your step-mom a MILF?

 

[grubix2]

Aw I thought you were going to say she made daddy tear down you're table...

but yeah thats a terrible thing to do. america has some really fucked up people. It's a shame that 50% or marriages end in divorce.

I would've called the hospital right away, and told them to transfer me to his room.

 

[Lax_Bro40]

i did

 

[timmi]

STAB THAT BITCH!

 

[Edward.]

step moms r fucking whores