Im about to punch out my step mom

Lax_Bro40

Lax_Bro40

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Ok so my dad had real real bad athritis in his neck like if he got re ended he prolly woulda been paralyzed so it was wicked bad. He had surgery today and when i got home 2day i was expecting to go see him. Well un announced to me my step mom left my house with her 2 kids to go see my dad.. didnt say shit to me i was upstairs doing hw i come down to see whats for dinner the hosue is empty. They get home i ask my lil sis where they went she said to go see daddy. I almost walked up stairs and fucking punched her. So then i call my mom talk to her about it then call my dad explain what happened and he kinda knew but didnt wanna agrue over it with her while she was there so hes ganna talk to her about it when he gets home and is feeling better. Now my step mom is marching around my house saying how her kids always pick up after themselves and i dont do shit and all this.. right now the only thing from keeping me knocking her out is what my mom talked to me about and some good reggae music that is calming me down... wow i hate this bitch
 
just take the advice of your sig and shove your fist up her asshole..., but be holding a knife when you do it.
 
talk to your dad about it. (providing he is your real dad) Im sure deep down he cares about what you think about these situations enough to talk to your step mom about it. she sounds like a wench
 
ya hes my real dad and ive known him for like twice as long as her but of course everything that fires outta her smelly cunt is better than me
 
take all the stuff she says about her kids being neater or watever and change it to compare her with your mom so wen shes like my kids are better be like is mom was better and just walk away
 
run down the stairs and drop kick a hole in the wall then say "eat it, fool" and run back upstairs. if she comes up to yell at you just pretend your asleep
 
dont punch her out...

kill her n bury her in your backyard... dumb bitch im getting to hate her just reading this dumb fucking tollbag ass fucking backstabbing bitchface toolbag cocksucking motherfuckering barabaara stresaind asshole dickface vainga dog.
 
that made me laugh out loud for the 1st time 2night and put me in a kinda good mood.. im actually thinking about zip tieing the doors to her room shut 2night when shes sleeping. Cuz i leave for school before she gets up so she would get stuck in there and my lil bro and sis would be the only ones to help her untill my dad gets home
 
just keep it all rasta and start answering her in a heavy jamaican dialect explaining to her that she is keeping you out of your true rasta roots. keep it up until she gets so annoyed trying to figure out what you are saying that she leaves
 
steal all her underwear, and have a bonfire with it. in th emornig, she will look for it and when it isnt there, say "HAHA YOU BITCH!" that will teach her
 
im starting operation lazy ass... she usually likenever picks up the phone and shit and like wont let the dog out.. from now on i sit on my comp chair in my room surf NS all night and talk to people on aim... i dont leave this chair only to go to bed and releave myself.. this mission will last untill she unloads infront of my dad then i counter attack with how all these randoms dude call our house and how she all of a sudden showed up as soon as my dads buisness started picking up.. so basically i think shes a gold digger and is having an affair.
 
i like aim, never relaly have anything else to do. but i do like your idea, tell all ur friends to clal and ask for her to whne ur dad gets back, if you dont have caller i.d.
 
wow you have it made it looks like but too bad the had kids so theres a good 10 g of child support
 
say she fell and hit her head on the counter and got knocked out and must not remember how her nose is broke or how her eye got black.
 
i really wanna zip tie her bedroom doors closed cuz that would be so funny. like take all the means of communication out so 2marrow she would be stuck in there all day till my dad came home while my lil bro and sis ran around and wrecked havoc on the house
 
Yell at her, cause you cant get in trouble for that, and you are obviously right that shes a bitch, so let her know that she is.
 
wow are we a little twisted today?

anyways yeah make her life a living hell....some times i fell that way about my parents...but i fell bad if i say mean things to them
 
steal her car and go see him yourself.

then when you get home and she's pissed, tell her she's going to hell for keeping you from seeing your ill father in the hospital.

she sure sounds like a wench.
 
im adding on to operation lazy ass... she hides like snack food on me so i always find it but dont eat just tell my dad... so right now im ganna go pig out on all of it so she gets pissed cuz she doesnt like me eating she saves it for her kids
 
good life, thats what ive done for liek the past week but i dont have a step mom and i still answer teh phone sometimes, but i dont always give it to teh person who im supposed to. i also get up to go to the bathroom and eat, but other than that i listen to music talk on aim and surf ns all day that im not in school
 
yeah dude steal the car, theres no way your dad can be against you either. so just show up and tell ur dad eveything onces hes ok, and he'll flip his shit
 
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