Im about to die from a heart attack

babujib

babujib

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so i go to like this little shindig after chugging two jolts (im a fuckin badass) in this girls garage and theres a few people there and were just chillin so im mackin it with the chick that owns the place and everyone leaves so im like sweet good opportunity and im getting comfortable and feeling her out and her brothers at rock the bells so hes not supposed to be home for awhile but then all of a sudden to my dismay the door opens and its him now hes 21 and im 16 but older looking and his sisters like 18 or something so he walks in goes who the fuck are you, names joe burchard nice to meet you man, how old are you, 16, oh and walks out im like wow dodged a bullet there, false i was completely wrong he comes back with two friends who now have a newborn hate for me and we start talking about who the fuck knows what and everything i say theyre like oh so your a bitch but in nicer words for instance, you play any sports joe, yeah i play football baseball and ski, oh really i play football what position, qb, oh so you dont like to get hit i play fullback i love hitting kids, yeah shit, basically all that then the brother goes to his sister i sent you a text look at it, she looks down goes alright joe lets leave, so the text was mostlikely get this fucking kid out of my face before i hit him, so we leave and i couldnt even look at her because of the fear of getting my ass beaten, and now she wants me to sneak out with her and i really do not want to anymore, people dont hate me because im laidback, but now there are 3 kids that would love to kill me. my name is hansle and that was my cool story.

sparknotes: there are people that want to beat me up
 
Hansel I must tell you that that was a very nice story. I would definitely sneak out and bend that bitch over and fuck the shit out of her. Thats just my 2 cents though.
 
Doubt thats her texting you to sneak out . its her brother and hes gonna murderlize you when you meet with "her"
 
Holy Shit. Good call. I would have never thought about that. Her brother is probably gay and if you meet up with her your gonna get a rail up the ass orrrr worse case scenario a................ horse cock.
 
Those kids are lame, dont they remember when they were in your shoes? Sounds like the kid with the mullet from super-bad. BUT, Whats so bad ass about drinking jolt, did it make you feel this girl up really fast or something? Were you having a seizure on this girl when these "dudes" came in because your were caffeine buzzing? If they were bein assholes from the start its because You Were Feeling Up His Sister IN FRONT OF HIM! yes by accident, but do you want to see your mom naked by accident? Hopefully not. Theres reason behind his behavoir, hes not going to be cool with his 18 year old sister hooking up with a 16 year old.

It could have been pent up anger that was released from listening to live rap music, i mean its the reason for all anger in todays youth!

Your fucked no matter what with this dude, sounds like hes a douche tho so dont worry about it.
 
no no no you have it all wrong, i wasnt feeling her up, i was feeling her out as in like talking and ish i was on a completely different seat in fact not hooking up either
 
so after watching batman i made the executive decision to flip a coin which in turn told me to stay in
 
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