I'm a weird drunk

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Holyflyingskiman

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The last couple of times that i have been drunk, like passing out drunk i remeber every thing that happend when i was drunk, i never forgot or dont remeber any thing from being drunk. that normal?

 
you should drink alot more one night and find out.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
i always remember everything too................i think?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
the only time when i didnt remember everything was when i was puking for 7 hours straight. iv never met anyone who remembers everything when they are hucking chunks.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
^Yeah, you do... for the real, full hangover experience, drink a lot of wine, then move on to tequila.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
fuck i hate being a designated driver. last night I had to sit at a party watching all my friends drinking knowing I couldn't have anything because me and another guy were the only ones there with a car

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
Except for one time, I don't think I even really do get drunk, or at least I don't show it. When I'm drunk I just sit in a chair watching everyone, just chillin out. Maybe I laugh more or get more frustrated, but that is it. Drinking doesn't really do it for me....

...unless there are girls there.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.

'Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.'
 
i always remember stuff and it doesn't matter how much i drink i'm always in control...well that is until i have that one sip too many and then its straight to out of control soon to be followed by a triathalon of puking, dry heaving and praying for a speedy death. why can't i find the happy medium.

i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
 
i got fucking ejected from a bar last night, i don'r remember it but i have a bean bruize on my face and my shoulder is FUCKEd up

 
if you arent forgetting stuff or hung over, you werent drunk.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
when i get drunk i wont sleep...and i remember almost everythiong

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

 
when i get drunk im always happy and smiling. I remember everything too. I also cant feel a thing, like kids can come up to me and slap me in the face and i will not even notice

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
when I'm drunk i laugh alot, and refuse to believe that I'm drunk, just 'slightly intoxicated'. I also tell people i love them about every ten minutes.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
when i'm drunk i usually pee every 3 minutes,and smoke too much weed and just be pissed off the next day for having smoked too much of my own weed

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Fuck it.I'm bored
 
ur not drunk if u can remember ;)

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
^Fuking hell, he's back. Jesus, I think there must be a law of NS, where if one dumb kid leaves another takes his place.D-loc disappears (Gods be praised) and Atlanta joins the site. Now Atlanta's gone, and here's d-loc. Is there any hope for this place?

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
all the people that say that ur not drunk if u dont remember are fags taht fake drunker than they really are. i remember it all as well.

 
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