im a skier and ive won 2 snowboards

last year in the sprite series slopestyle i won a snowboard and then tonight i won the king of the rails comp and got a snowboard and got another snowboard weird huh mabe i should start

 
you could give me one of the snowboards?

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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find a hot chick to give you a 'favor' for them.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
you know like clean your room or shine your shoes.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Put some old ski binding on the boards and make them into some ultra fat powder skis. That would be the craziest thing to see, or just sell them.

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Ahh well I had nothing else to put
 
make a huge bon fire and burn them, actually no sell them for money and gets skis

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
or mount ski bindings on them. pow skis.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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some guy i was talking to the other day was like i want to mono ski? i was said 'what the fu...'

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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big mountian snowlerblades would be nuts

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make a bench? or sell em

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Duct tape your feet to it them get towed by a car down the road until it blows up.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
who cares if mcconkey did it. looked like fun to me.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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Sell the boards on ebay and buy new twins

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
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