i'm a paperboy!

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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alright, do any of you remember playing that game paperboy on nintendo? yes?, god that kid was a bad ass. well it turns out i got this awesome paper gig that pays me roughly $16 an hour. i only work like 2 hours, but that's chill. and i can be fucked up and everything. so if you need some spar cash, be a paper boy, it's fuckin' easy!

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How many days a week do you work and how many papers you got to deliver?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
well if you went to bed you'd get up early.....or you jsut stay up really late. i start at around 2 am and once i memorize it i'll be done by 4? maybe a little sooner.

hey!, i'm not going backwards! there are people who are 40 and their doing this shit. but i have to admitt, i got really sick of working a 7.30am-5pm job...i was going crazy and was getting all despressed cuz i did nothing but work and dream about working (in a warehouse with office furniture boxes), it was fuckin' lame....thank god it was only seasonal work! i think i'm going to try to be the late night gas station guy somewhere near breck. that way i can sell all the youngin's squares. and when my station becomes the middle school hang out, i can chase them away with brooms and shit....it's going to be awesome.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
ah i work everyday, and some days i only have to deliever about 100 papers, others it's around 200. i can pick up an alternate route for twice as much cash on thursdays and fridays. and i can pick up another route once i memorize this one and make twice as much cash. however, if people complain about your paper throwing (breaking glass tables, flower pots, and shit like that) you loose $2 a complaint.

the guy before me fucked up so bad that i don't have very many customers. it's cool though, everything is in the same complex, i could strap on roller blades and rock it out, but driving is much easier and there is music and weed smoke in the air....mmmmmm

i jsut went into the denver post office near my house and asked if they needed any runners. i had a nice little vacation and a couple weeks later they had a position availible for me.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
thats awesome...really is like paperboy. i know what you mean...i've been working 9-5 all summer long...gets really friggen repetitive and boring...money is good though

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and you're a girl, you don't have to lift heavy shit. you probably do filing right?

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
Thats a good deal if you dont like to sleep at night....

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
a better gig is to get a job driving the delivery truck, dropping off the papers to the carriers. A buddy of mine did this for a while and mad sick money (had to work like midnight - 4:00 AM) and we found out that on Sundays with the papers all the way in the back of the truck they could do wheelies.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
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i';mm also going to create a website called underclass.com

i know web desingers,

right now, im going to go to my buddies pad and spin some wax,,

peace-

and good nite-

live by the N.E.R.D
 
u have to be 18 to be a paper boy nowa days

___________________

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yeah i used to have a route from 6th to 8th grade. 40 papers or so. getting up in the morning got old, but i would rollerblade it and go quick.

-chris
 
damn that delievering papers doesn't sound that bad, i used to be a office furniture delievery driver, i bet i could qualify. oh i could deliver the papers to the office with someone and take a route....thats a ton of easy skrilla....they don't know i'm bouncing town in about a month though....sucks for them.

oh and i jsut went and drew up some maps of my routes, shit i'll knock this shit out in an hour tops.

i should delivery the papers in my bathrobe or even nude, no one is awake. oo! rollerblading nude.....you girls know that'd be hot.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
oh and i dig those beats on that website you (i forgot your screen name) posted.....shit is hot, hot ,hot!

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
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