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sirjibsalot

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I was walking from the bus today along the sidewalk and i closed my eyes cause i was really tired so i thought it would be fun to see how far i could walk with my eyes close..so i go for a bit and trip on a crack in the sidewalk and fall on the ground as this car load of amazingly hot girls drive by and they all laughed and pointed... it was funny...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
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'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
i try to do that all the time, its more fun that walking with your eyes open, its also fun to jump on the tramp with your eyes closed

 
that happens to me all the time cept with my eyes open

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
it's a fact...any time a carload of hot girls drives by something is gonna happen to you...it's murphy's law at it's finest

 
I did that once, I was looking at some girls and smashed my head into a noparking sign, right in front of me. They laughed and drove off. It sucked!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
i was skating in town and checking out this girls across the street, then i smashed into a parking meter and fell, i ran away before she saw me

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
I wouldn't have laughed! I would have gotten out and seen if you were okay. Unless I was in a hurry... hmm... Only mean girls do that.

'Dad, I would never put Sinatra on the same LEVEL as Pavoratti! I'm just saying that I like Sinatra's voice! Okay?' - Me yelling at my Dad about some other trivial thing.
 
2 years ago I was hanging out at the beach and we found this stupid little plastic football and i burried it in the sand in the water... than i got bored a while later and decided to go and dig up the ball. i was on all fours digging like a dog trying to get the ball out when these chicks walked by. they gave me a wierd look, i just continued digging... not really much i could have done in that situation to make myself look better, meh.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
Yes, Faoda, you've come upon the essential truth of romatics.... beauty=meanness.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
does anyone ever try running down stairs w/ their eyes closed? its fun cause you get to the bottom and you step down hard and fall. and running up you step on air. try it

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I prefer to be free
 
...no... BUT, i used to run down the stairs at my school as fast as i could. i never once fucked up my ankle either. it's kinda sketchy though 'cause i'm literally running down the stairs (like i'd skip about 5-10 stairs per step).

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
ethan are you calling faoda and i ugly?

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
yeah we are...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
dude mike_hunt is like the funniest person on this site. all the shit he says is hilarious. lol

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
i was just hitchhiking back from the skatepark today, and my friend was walking backwards with his thumb out and walked into a sign, it was pretty funny

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
i hate that (walkin' into shit while hitchin')... when it's like all muddy and wet and shit after it rains and you gotta watch where you're going 'cause theres a bunch of mud and puddles on the sholder of the road, but at the same time face oncoming trafic with the thumb out... so very annoying... and on the same topic...kinda... you know how sometimes you run and pretand to run into signs and shit with your head (but you just put your hand there to block the head) - has anyone ever fallen for it? this one chick fell for it this one time - i laughed at her good. ...and doug told me a story once that he was drivin' around with this chick and at an intersection he went up right close to a dude and just before he hit his back bumper he slammed on the breaks (which makes it feel as though you hit something) and pretended that he hit the guy - the chick started freaking out... that would have been funny to say. and my enter key doesn't seam to want to work for me right now AND IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!! oh - and thanks (I think - I'm gonna take it as a compliment, even if between the lines it's actually a subliminal insult) about the funny person thing - I think it's just 'cause i live a sad pathetic life... meh - at least I'm good at something other than video games.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
your bum is funny looking

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i dont know what happened to darryl he was always the quiet poster then all of a sudden he learned the word 'flame'

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
girls are useless

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
Reedy's been sleeping with men. His signature tells all.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
quiet poster? have you looked at my post count lately? i have always been and always will be in the top 5 for top posters. everyone who hasn't met me in person yet has expected me to be an ass in person (which they found out when they met me that i'm not). i've always flamed someone or something on the net, i mean come on - it's the internet, the thing was made for flaming.

so shut up dez, or i'll snake you in the park this winter, BITCH!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
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