Im a fuckin retard

J

jambone

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Last night I was beligerant and decided i should break a bottle over my head... it broke and put cuts to the bone on my thumb and index finger... ya im an idiot.

Moral of the story.. dont break bottles on your head.
 
it ****broke**** and put cuts to the bone on my thumb and index finger... ya im an idiot.

wow someone isnt too bright......
 
i should have been more clear. my bad. i was more going for did it smash all cool movie sylish or just crack and split in like a few pieces
 
huh? that show has been off air for like 3 years...

and next time shake a dime around in the bottle til it cracks then do it...or just drink canned beer, far less problems can arise.

last night i saw a girl fight, a girl dumped a beer on another because her boyfriend cheated on her with her 3 times so then the girl who got the beer poured on her chased her out of her house and taclked her urlacher style and slapped that bitch.
 
haha my friend tried to break a bottle over his head as well but it didnt break it just gave him a big headache and one big bump

 
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