I'm a crazy mother fucker!

ThisAngelicRage

ThisAngelicRage

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Alright so the other day/night (started drinking early) my boyfriend and I drank 3/5 and a case of beer... and some people were around and my sister showed up and I guess I threw her into a wall because I was pissed... well toi was still bothering her so she went to the doctor.. turns out I gave that hoe a green stick fracture! Who else gets violent when they're drunk? I usually don't but this time I sure did.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
think of andy roddick next time. that should com ya down... or make ya horny

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers

CO is where its at bitches
 
^Hahahahaha SOOOOOOO funny. Reminds me of alpentalik. Anyway, I'm a very friendly drunk. I never get violent.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Im a straight edge drunk. What i mean to say is that I am a straight edge kinda guy. I mean I am a pussy

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

 
i get destructive, but not violent. destroying things is always fun when drunk

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube

From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes

When I'm called off I got a sawed off

Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off

 
you are a crazy mother fucker.

SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
 
i always thought you were a dude

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ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
speaking of drunken shits, my brother told me he passed out on a toilet one night when he was drunk and woke up later.

-chris
 
im usually a really over friendly drunk, and am constantly trying to get some play. but sometimes im a violent motherfucker

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
that's hilarous can't spell cause I'm laughing to hard

Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
I'm Irish so I always wrestle or fight when drunk. On the weekdays I work out just so I'll be stronger for the weekends and all the fights that come with them. So far I'm about 0-10. But I'll win my first fight soon. The most memorable fight was when I walked out all bloody, but the blood was from the other guys cut hand. None the less it was sweet.

-Pat
 
I'm a crazy mother fucker! wow no thats not that crazy

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
amen pjo! i boxed for about 6 years and its a great drunk trick. some people can play piano when they get smashed or something stupid like that, but i can left hook like a motha. im righty all the way, but try to keep it easy

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
^shit man, left handed people always win, we figured out why this one kid always kicked everyones ass, and it was because he was left handed. Someday Ill beat him though. I try to punch with my left hand, but its about as effective as a 9 year old blind girls right arm.

-Pat
 
im a friendly drunk..i tend to dance a lot too ...apparaently. im quite random when im drunk....well and when im not..if you know me well.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
yea im a friendly drunk most of the time. destroying stuff is damned fun. And one time some dudes piled out of a car and kicked my friends ass hardcore and this dude walked up to me and punched me in the face but i was wasted off my ass and stood there. i called the guy a puussy and he started to walk at me all hardcore but before he got to me my huge ass fucking friend took him out

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
ThisAngelicRage that is fucking hardcore right there. Now being straightedge I cant condon the use of booze to bring out violence...but since you are a fan of hardcore I respect your ass kicking ability.

Careful though, a friend of mine served 3 years for getting into a fight and pushing a kid in front of a car...the kid died and all so that sucks but he was the one that started the fight.

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
it depends what you drink.

On vodka, i sing, am a happy fellow, beer i act wierdly athletic, rum i am kind of violent, coolers(sadly, this is what most people bring) i hit on every girl, with liquours i am reserved but try to be funny, gin/martini/etc, i walk around everywhere, i dunno why, and finally with absynthe i sit in a chair and watch every little blue goat that eats people.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
one time, me and my friend made some koolaid, and we poored it into 2 near-equal cups and he took the bigger one so i pushed him and he hit is head on the table and got a concussion

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
when i drink beer ill fight over a chair, when i drink vodka, i get past the ability to talk, move, focus on things, or see to quickly to get mad. i get so violent when i drink, that i usually just smoke weed, bt sometimes, i drink and smoke and that seems to work.

NOTE:i get very passionate and worked up about stupid (sometimes) and strange things that i ussually dont perticually care about.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
yeah, learn to land a solid left and you can win a fight

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
whiskey make me violent to... the last time i drank whiskey i got into a fight with 2 cops in whistler. those mother fuckers got me good!!!and now i have to go to court for resisting arrest , i pretty much stick to beer these days but every once in a while u have to bring out a bottle..

 
When I drink beer, I like to wrestle, no matter who it's with. I've got a battle scar from my ex-boyfriend's belt when it was this hugeee wrestling thing with about nine people going crazy. So much fun. Anyway, everything else just makes me happy and friendly. What Stacey said perfectly describes me as well. I sing and dance a lot, and I'll just walk around nonstop. When people try to get me to sit down, I'll just squirm away and keep exploring. Weeeee, gotta love the effects of alcohol.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
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