I'm a 2000 year old shaman, ask me anything..

[Gstrong]

i am proud to say ive done the same

 

[SacZiplock]

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THE NS STORE ?

 

[MNS]

can you really have one without the other?

 

[Cufe.]

Answer me this!

 

[egg.]

why does my butt hole smell like urine

 

[Runnie_D]

Why are my sheets always wet when I wake up?

 

[Blurst]

Dave you havent answered a single question, all those things I let you do to me are starting to seem slightly weirder

 

[jewFro]

Why haven't you answered any of these questions yet?

 

[Wheaty214]

When I had the red and black, lumber jack?

 

[Ski_Alot]

who killed pac?

 

[TheMartian]

when i had the red and black lumberjack. with a hat to match

 

[Bill.Nye]

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[griffaah]

what would you do for 2000 years? it seems like it would get repetitive

 

[TheMartian]

 

[schism]

did you just watch the movie the man from earth?

 

[SketchyMike]

hes going to shit brix when he comes back

 

[Stope.Neeze]

^haha

has he even answered a question yet

why are we here?

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

 

[lukewalnuts]

What word rhymes with orange?

 

[rswitzer14]

Who you calling pinhead?

 

[.boz]

Goddamnit my night is ruined

 

[roddy116]

if a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

 

[yuck]

how many dollars does it cost to make up a slave?

 

[easy.steezy]

:O this just blew my mind.

 

[GayWolf420]

Yeah. Just ask your mother.

 

[T.MARTIN]

I lol'd

 

[mikk]

eventually it will...lol

 

[mikk]

your in love with Mike-O ??

 

[Cannaburner]

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR SNOW?!

 

[esotericjive]

Called out someone at loon, I was totally surprised it worked.

 

[saskskierftw]

Ahahahaha I lost

 

[bjobe]

Do you listen to Biggie Smalls like my hero Tom Wallisch?

 

[iSmokeweed]

hahahahhaha.