I'm 5' 6" and 1/2 goddamnit!

seriously though, nothing is gay about being short. id way rahter not be a goofy ass lanky fuck. so all of you who are making fun of short people, that sucks for you. you will get struck by lightening first, your body looks more awkard, and you stick out more in weird situations. and skiing wize you arent as steezy so suck my balls bitchezzz. and to you who will say "yeah but if you are short you get your ass kicked" that is also not true
 
hey now be nice or he will punch you in the ankle!

I can see advantages to being short, i mean you walk around all day with chicks tits in your face, sucks that you dont get them because you look 12, but you still get tits in the face all day right.
 
And short people can drive almost any car. I'm about the maximum size for Subarus, but I can't fit into any of the tiny cars that are coming over here from Japan and Europe now.
 
congrats! you are average! I'm 5'11" and my big mountain skis are over my head by about the same amount as yours. You're going to love them dude
 
haha, Im 17 and 5'7. Just think, we look way steezier than those tall ugly skiers. Yes, Mat, I am referring to your emmence height and facial hair...jk
 
dude your only 15 so no biggie.. plus im 5'8 and almost 17.. i might grow an inch.. two if im lucky. all it means is that you have a lower center of gravity and a hand up on the lanky fuckers when it comes to skiing.. besides dumont is like 5'3 and tanner is your height
 
short people got.......no reason to....short people got....no reason to liiiivvveeeeeeee....they got...little hands....they got little eyes
 
for the record, getting chicks is easier if you're tall... that being said, props to short people who get ass because they clearly have more game than tall people who get ass.

i cant believe 5'8" is average though... im 6' and feel really short at parties and such. i was like... 5'4" until 16 though, so i may just be used to being a short motherfucker and just havent gotten used to the idea of being kinda tall.

i know none of you care, but im glad i got that off my chest. word.
 
6' 160lbs...aint bad. i have long arms and long legs tho. makes me fast and gives me good reach when playing sports but for skiing it can be hard to grab somethings cuz of the long leg action
 
If you wanna stop acting like a pussy-faggot-ass over the internet by all means go for it! You've made 16 threads in the last 17 days and all have been gay! stop posting shit, no one gives a fuck!
 
lemme ask you a few questions. why do you care so much? got no life? need to make e-fights? you know the reason i've been using "LOZ", "LMAO", and such is to get under your skin? it seems like i have succeeded. by the way, i dont give a fuck that no one gives a fuck.
 
It seems to me your the one that cares, if you have been purposly going out of your way to use gay vocab to try to get under my skin. Im not trying to pick any fight, im just tired of reading threads and constantly seeing your gay ass pointless threads and posts. And "by the way" I dont give a fuck that you dont give a fuck that no ones gives a fuck that you dont give a fuck about me not giving a fuck...haha your such a retard
 
oh it wasn't that hard. don't give me too much cred; you were pretty easily angered and played.

ok im done now; this is pointless.
 
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