ILL TRICK! well pretty much you guys

witty

witty

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these are my ill rhymes

roses are red and violets are blue

this one time my mom told me that she sniffed glue

i used to collect pokemon cards but i didnt have many

isnt it neat that i love penny?

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
talk about a waste of bandwidth

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me

 
with any luck, you will shut the fuck up.

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
 
once again i will have to say:

f-o-o-d food food

g-o-o-d good good

i metchu at the buffet

lunch is best on monday

you are big and i am small

you're as wide as i am tall

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penny the PA CHING
 
hahaha her name shortened says "explosivepis" hahahahahaha

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"i
f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
 
bitches please just close your mouth

witt's got nothing going on down south

how longs it take for you fools to figure it out?

i'm sorry i have no room to talk i'm just a middle class girl throwin in some doubt

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penny the PA CHING
 
screaming like a little girl is what witt does best

he likes for people to take dumps on his chest

his rhymes are reminiscent of poo

which he stepped in and it's all over his shoe

witt totally never spits hot fire

and if he says otherwise he's a huge liar

i'll admit the sucka can decently beatbox

but he looks like a girl with those golden locks

UUUUH WITT! what up now sucka ass bitch!

-Jeff
 
jeff is a poon who doesnt like college

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
I dont know what you people are talking about

Im a little tea pot short and stout

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
Wit looks like henrik Windsted

With the gold flowing from his head

Lets hope he doesnt twitch

Like that stupid stuck up bitch!

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

I'm back.

I ride with the big Guns.

 
all you weak mcs are frontin'

its like fish in a barrell, but with my mic im huntin

not a shotty or a nine-nine

you feel no pain just cold steel from behind

thats what i like to call my baretta

but you must be wrong if your thinkin your betta,

cuz forever ill keep spittin the lyrics

its when i get on the mic that you feel the fear hit.

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just ski.
 
bahahah that was beautiful *tear*

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

join the iPod cult today. Message me if you want in!

 
quit pokemon.. do pogs

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
they rhyme with logs... work with that one

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
jeffrey has no skills (to speak of)

but i'm about to give you a sneak peek of

the new hot jams to which jeff likes to crap

on blindfolded hermaphrodites' faces, OH SNAP

-teddy

team shed

The Lab
 
speaking of pogs i just found me motherload of slammers the other day

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
yo witt that sounded like CRAP you need to go back to school and learn how to rap but penny had some mad gangsta rhymes

" I love skiing backwards if you haven't noticed... Gotta get that air! PBP WAR "Reality is just a phase created by a lack of alcohol"
 
roses are made of lead

violets are too

actually roses are red

and violets are blue

you don't like it

well fuck you

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
witt doesn't look like windstedt, he looks like bibby,

but it seems he cant lay down some insanely sick libby's,

thats ok though, he can lay some dope tricky's.

-TacO

Ski Rossignol
 
witt why dont u just stick u dick in a one cent coin...

hate it or love... little John's on top...I AM THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD

B CREW FAM - rep, it rep it real good
 
Reggie and the Full Effect. cite a source, ma'am.

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-Laura McIsaac

Skiing is the single most extreme form of motion attainable by a human being.
 
^hehe yes ma'am my apologies. i didn't know who the exact quoter was. i'm sorrrrry

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penny the PA CHING
 
yo yo, i had a really good friend named tom, he passed away, so fast many of us had nothing 2 say. god better forget that motha fuckin day, or that motha fucka will b sure 2 pay. i dont want 2 sound like an anti god person, but tom was alergious, that means he gave wings, god damn thinking of his voice after month it stings. god damn listening 2 his voice still rings. now that i started this its about time i end it, im ill,chill, and im so sick i wont let u take any of those motha fuckin pills, tom left u a message in the coffin sayin dont do drugs. keep it chill
 
haha this is histarical to see wittycent to dist

by a little middle class school girl that can't piss
 
am i the one to have recognize that it's just made on an aqua song? well ... i'm punk, i shouldn't be proud to know that ...
 
how did this come back

i wanna take my ax out and hack

you all know that i might as well be black!!!

he likes for people to take dumps on his chest

i just saw that and didnt know what to say...
 
here is my rap. yo im transparent, ill make u wish u werent alive, b cuz, im a cat wit 7-9 lives, im in the gang called trap and part of da nine, u better take it back, and say that that wasnt mine, ill take my nine iron, slam it in yo mutha fuckin face, then every body will, say, damn u dont look so fine...
 
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