I'll steal your fridge

[Patroni]

Random threats and insults wanted. Post them on this thread

 

[introvert]

I

 

[malonius_funk]

i'll steal your virginity

 

[introvert]

Be nice to the OP.

He's sensitive

 

[Mr.Turtle]

I watch you at night while you sleep

 

[jibnut]

Dude fridges are expensive. And in Cali you have to buy your own for your apt. But in most states, you don't. But, your mom goes to college!

 

[malonius_funk]

don't worry babe, i'll be gentle. tee hee

 

[introvert]

Good

 

[malonius_funk]

did you find a dollar by any chance?

 

[introvert]

Yes. I found two dollars

 

[j.saaaarela]

I seem to use this one quite often: "So help me I will dragon kick you square in the cheek-bone"

 

[JIBpsy^^]

I will beat you with a pillow case full of doorknobs and batteries then i will

 

[HenniferLopez]

"I'm gonna tear that fine ass up."

It wasn't a threat. It was a promise. 8-(

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

bite the pillow...

 

[Patroni]

bump

 

[why]

 

[why]

im goin in dry

 

[Orrin]

I'll...I'll call you words! Bad words!

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

Get'r'dun

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

im gunna fuck your dad

 

[.fack.le.popo.]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Im gonna eat all the food in your pantry and shit it all out on your bed...

 

[caturdaze]

I'm going to spit in your eye!

 

[egg.]

im gona alaskan pipeline your entire family

 

[bo0b]

I'm going to replace your deodorant with moldy cheese, old sensodyne toothpaste and fish oil.

 

[act.resist]

I'm gonna tongue punch your moms fart box

 

[SketchyMike]

I ejaculated on your pillow.

 

[Patroni]

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