Ill pay someone $5 to photoshop my transcript

[Emma_Watson]

hi lovely NS family,

i'm trying to get the college discount on a season pass -

ill venmo someone $5 to photoshop my old transcript

peace n luv

 

[Emma_Watson]

dm dmdmdmdm me

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Step 1. Find friend

Step 2. Inspect Element

Step 3. Take screenshot

 

[WoFIowz]

Photoshop offers free trials ya know

 

[ronders_]

ms paint yo

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Step 1. Find friend

Step 2. Inspect Element

Step 3. Take screenshot

If you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.

 

[eheath]

If you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.

Yeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.

 

[Casey]

Yeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.

When I was in college my transcripts got about a 1.5 second inspection from the cashier selling me a pass.

You could also legit enroll, buy a pass and then drop all your classes right after.

 

[little1337]

Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college

 

[Emma_Watson]

Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college

should i major is

finance



or

communications

???

 

[vibecheck]

should i major is

finance



or

communications

???

Fine arts

 

[MiIfHunter]

I got a double major in face-sitting and ass-licking, with a minor in farting.

Fine arts

 

[SofaKingSick]

should i major is

finance



or

communications

???

major in photoshop dude. perfect plan

 

[Thegenericskier]

major in photoshop dude. perfect plan

complete the photoshop class then you can photoshop your name on a transcript.

 

[Cahal]

I remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days

 

[MiIfHunter]

How old r u old man?

I remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days

 

[theabortionator]

I should pay somebody to make me one. I don't need a season pass but I didn't go to college because shit's expensive. $5 bucks for a degree sounds decent.

 

[little1337]

should i major is

finance



or

communications

???

Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?

 

[vibecheck]

Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?

gold