I'll Never Tell

Never beleive when one of your gf's friends says she wont tell. i trust people way to much, cause once you finally tell someone a legitimate secret they stab you in the back

 
^^ what happened?

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
he has a 2 incher and he didnt want his girlfriend to tell her friends.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
^Haha now he's gotta tell, or we'll just have to assume that's what it is.

 
you think im making this shit up? id bet my left nut on it.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
^ 2 inches? guys thats really medically rare. give him a 3 incher atleast

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
actually i kissed a girl thats like my best friend, no bid deal we werent even making out, and i told my gf's best friend who then promised not to tell my gf, but she did and now i think my gf going to dump me because her friend lied and said we did all this shit we didnt do

 
^eah you should probably tell your gf the truth, exactly what happened, and apologize. You still might be screwed though. Bad decisions...ah well, at least you have hope.

 
if you dont want to lose her then dont go kissing other chicks, and then on top of that telling another chick. girls who are friends cannot keep secrets from eachother, it will never happen.

i would much rather be an acquired taste, than a common flavor

 
yeah, props to your gf's best freind for looking out for her. Unless you were drunk. Either way you are a cheater and her dad was too.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
just tell her you're sorry and you dont want to lose her. everyone has urges to kiss others, and if you dont then you dont know enough others

more like borafil
 
I dated this guy for a short time last year and he took advantage of me, so I told everyone he had a small penis. That'll teach him.

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
ahahah, growing up and learning about women, the main thing is to never trust a woman, NEVER!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
as expected my ass got dumped. i admit i deserved it and at least i learned a good lesson. it couldnt have happened at a worse time though, with my parents getting a divorce and me and my mom and imoving and getting kicked out my math class. man my life blows

 
shitty dude. still, suck it up, go down on your ex's best friend, and make shit all good again

 
I know it sucks, but Im not about to feel sorry for you. You are looking for sympathy, but you created the situation. Im sorry to hear about everything else though, it must be kind of rough. Hopefully you will be faithful to your next gf.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
that sucks but you shoul dnever trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die

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Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
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