everytime i see a smooth elongated object it makes me wish i had a vagina to stuff it into ...
seriously, you're lucky with a vag, there are alot more dick-shaped objects than there are vag-shaped objects ...
Okay dick shaped: shampoo bottles, dildos, hand massagers, remotes.Vag shaped: couch pillows, hand, pie, a coffee cup with sponges in it, blow up dolls.
You guys win.