If you're sitting there in the lodge and drinking hot chocolot...

oh i forgot to use the hot chocolate to scald them

and when i was done beating the hell out of them, i'd piss on their face

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
With ski boots on.... man even grandma could dodge that {^_^}.

If someone steals ur skis most likely theyd already be on their own pair of skis at the time, so theyd grab yours and ski off down the hill... leaving you with what option?? If ur lucky, you could grab your friend's skis and chace him down the hill, then when you reach him make sure to lance joust his ass with ur pole.

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if i saw anyone touching my Trip's id go up to them and be like hey douch bag...wait til they turn around and stick my pole in there eye.

ski stealing story..i was walking into the lodge and i saw Rex's skis sitting there..i have the same skis as him with the same binding but 9 cms shorter...so i take one of his and one of mine and split them up. anyways i come out and some guy is like "WTF? wheres my ski?" so im like shit sorry bro i thought they were someone elses (im sure they were rex's cause of all the diff stickers and i rode all week with them) and thee guys like..oh yeah they were Rex's but im using them today...i felt owned

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
Grab my hot choc. and slowly waltz out the door to the person, and go "Hi, how are you?", "ok good now get your durrty mother fucking hands off my sweet ride before i kill you and ur family and thow the hot choc. in his eyes. and then go hit up the rails.

 
throw a trident

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
I'd just trail them to the parking lot then conk them in the head and have my friends help load them in my car, and proceed to drive back to town then strip his ass naked and duct tape his hands together and his feet together, then tape his hands to his feet so he is stuck bent over, and then write "I am a child rapist" on his back in permanent marker.

Really tho I would just go ask them if those were their skiis and if they said yeah I would say nope their mine, give them back. And then continue to make a scene while the rest of my crew circles around him, then I would probably throw my hot chocolate on his crotch so my friends and I could laugh at him while his balls melted away.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
i would king arthur their ass. stab them with my pole right through the chest.

"Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj

"Tanner will make a good soldier. He will be hard to hit because he cant stand up straight." -Guddgalf17
 
Take him out deep in the woods, tie him up then scoop out his eyeballs with a watermellon spoon. Then cut out his testicles and place them in his eye sockets. Then stitch his testicles back together so he bleeds internally and his ballsack fills up with blood. Then rip all his finger and toenails off and twist off his nipples with plyers. Then cut a small slit in his stomach and pull out his instestines, stake them to the ground and leave him for a bear, wolve, or mountain lion. Whichever comes first to eat him.

 
i dunno...i might say butthead and call him a schmuck

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
poles to the back of the legs then to the face

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
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