If you're sitting there in the lodge and drinking hot chocolot...

eastAR5

eastAR5

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and you look out and see someone stealing your skis what would you do?

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**59Fifty Crew**

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bolt out splash hot chocolate in their face tackle them to the ground and beat them to death with my skis

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
It was funny, once we went into the londge to go get our stuff on. And we were in site of our skis. This group of kids came of and were looking at out skis. And then this one guy tries my cousins goggles that he left with the skis. It was really wierd.

To answer your question, I would go out and ask them what they were doing, then ask for my skis back.

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
 
go up and tell them those are my skis, if they bolt, chase them, tacvkel them, then steal all their shit

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
punch them in the face then continue to stomp them out and when i was finished with that curb stomp them

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
If it were my spatulas, i'd throw my pole like a javaline right away. If it were my other skis I'd ask them what they were doing, because it's probably a mistake, If they run, I'd unleash the pain.

 
it'd be like the WWF on snow.

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
 
put my cigar out in their eye

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
i would look around for some nice rental poles, then run at him and spear him, then rip it out of his back and beat the shit out of him, and by then my crew would be over to beat the shit out of them some more

-kulpy-
 
i would run out there, naked, wearing nothing but my ski boots and my belt on. i would pull my lightsaber out of it's holster, and wave it around a little to show him what's up. he would probably laugh at me because my lightsaber was fake, so i would do a backflip making sure to clip his jaw with my boots in the rotation. then while he's laying on the ground in a puddle of his own blood, i would pecker slap him. soon thereafter i would proceed to relocate my skis to a new top-secret location.

 
^Excellent choice, Sky Walker

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
 
wel if someone was stealing my skis i would go out there say 'what the fuck are you doing bitch', then beat the shit outta him

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to jibij
 
have you ever bean hit by a pair of skis.. i haven’t but i would imagine it would hurt, that and be sure to get the kidney shot with the ski boot those do hurt. if there rill nice skis you could stab them with your pole.

 
beat the crap outta them

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club seals not sandwiches

Now i just kind look and say "how about that, there is a tity on my computer"

 
i'd steal their skis. (if they were nicer than mine) and if not i'd offer to sell mine because i'm getting new ones, and if not still, i'd grab him by the back of his jacket and drag him in the chalet and dunk his head in the self serve chicken noodle soup, that shit is hot.

05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n
 
thats why i carry the glock on me at all times... can never be too careful about others

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
a glock skiing? i hope you fall and the thing unloads on your sack

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
^who would i have it loaded while skiing... the clip is in mypocket :)

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^where do you ski

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
Kick their ass

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
cut em like butter

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

LINE kicks ass

 
you've never seen this motherfucker run in ski boots. it's like a freight train coming through, only on steroids and acid at the same time.

swift drop kick to the back of the head should do the trick.

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after my ski boots made swift contact with their face/ribs/knees enough times, i'd call their parents and tell them they did a shitty job raising their kid

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
wait and see if they walk away, if they did, walk behind them till they put my skis down, then kick the side of their knee with the tip of my boot as hard as humanly possible, disabling any escape, drag him to those ski lock things, attach him to it, take off my boot, and bash in his face...

you dont fuck w/ my skis.

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Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
HAHA easy now Simon u dont wanna hurt n e one!!

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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!

'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
 
come up from behind and shove a pole up his ass, as far as it will go

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^^ actually bethel is a nice place going to school there next year

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**59Fifty Crew**

$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$

 
i've already got a warning about stealing my skis written on the sidewall, soooo if they wanted to take them after reading that, and its obvious that its there, i'd stomp a mudhole out of them.

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
challenge them to a duel

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
Use your fazer beam then give them a cute puppy and let them become emotionally attachted then take it away....ha

*Something Meaningful*
 
first i'd lay waiting, makign sure he was trying to steal them. then i'd walk by like i was just a random person, and knee him in the balls, or punch himin the face, then beat him to death with my skis. no mercy

if it was a chick, a brutal rape would do the trick

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
i would just go up to them and say turn around. they would and i would knock the right in the face. continue tillt hey fall down and then i would walk up to my skis ang grab them while doing this i would step on the guys balls.

 
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