If your skis could talk what would they say?

[brian_man24]

Bang wit me!

 

[hellomynameisjef]

Rock skis: ow. fuck. ow. why are you still using me. fuck. i don have edges. fuck. ow.

Chronic Crypons: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rail WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Boggnarly]

"i am very concerned about the political unrest in southeast asia"

 

[PJS.]

you should grab me more

that tweak last night was excellent

 

[TheHuggyBear]

"You embaras me whenever you fall invfront of my friends, and yo hurt my tummy when you jib trees"

 

[SNOWPARKCHlLE]

"dubs are not allowed"

 

[DJ_Pauly_D]

"You suck"

 

[skithedirt]

"I love being Rockered"

"quit chipping my sidewalls"

"Why the fuck was that snowboarder in the landing?"

 

[Ryan*]

Lol

 

[SweatyBallShack]

Why are you following that girl. Actually more like "weeeeeeeeee! Another roller!!!"

 

[PeterWojnar]

"What the fuck is wrong with you! That hurt, asshat!"

"This is pretty steep and sketchy... you sure this is a good idea?" (notatallaclaim)

 

[Z-Bag]

MORE POWDER!

 

[Heart]

wax me more than once every 2 years

sharpen my edges

take me to some powder

 

[Keeno]

+k for the film reference.

 

[assface]

why havent you rode me in a month?, oh your shoulders broken.

fuck me

 

[HamFaceGirl]

why the hell do you keep falling?

You know it really hurts to flex this much

Fuck, there goes another chunk of my great sidewall

 

[SKIU4EA]

can u backflip?

 

[Cincher]

I'll join that boat, mine is also out.

 

[Snobnny]

"Why do you ski in a wedge all the time? You're killing me here! If a little kid can learn to parallel ski, why can't you? Suck it up and stop being a pussy! Lean forward and learn to parallel with me already....jeez!"

 

[neverlookingback]

"do it, pussy"

or

"haha wow powders some shit sorry dude"

 

[Sean_Mac]

"do I look fat?" pow skis are sensitive about their figure

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

why do you keep doin rails

 

[A.Eberhard]

"Come on try and grab me for once!"

 

[Snobnny]

They would say " I ROCK.... U SUCK!"

 

[Andrew93]

Mine would say " Hey stop casing really big jumps, it hurts me so bad that i de-lamed, and then you shoved gorilla glue in my nose and duct taped it!!!!!!!

 

[kpow]

yuperdoo

 

[Snobnny]

bump!

 

[Heart]

"i appreciate that you like jumps more than rails."

 

[ILLinoisance]

"thanks for not sliding rails so much. also, i like the swirley-doos. them are fun"

 

[Executive.]

"the pain!! stop! i already have no edges, several cracks, just let me die!"

 

[sNaubi]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

nuff said

 

[coldcuts69]

"i fucking hate you, etc"

 

[Ali_Dibden]

"charge harder buddy"

 

[kamron_708]

"Bro, take it easy!!"

Other ski:

"Easy it take, Bro!!"

1 ski mounted regular, 1 ski mounted backwards.

 

[Stope.Neeze]

afterbangs