If your grandmother was an avid computer user

[Sufferboy]

i did a girl with the name bri u see

 

[Dbouch]

Was she nasty? Was there a fee?

 

[Bepo]

for me it was free

 

[Sufferboy]

she was the bomb just like dee

 

[Bepo]

should have had both and made it three

 

[corona]

MAKE cheese?? wow thats special. aand ur gonne get fed

 

[TheButterHashira]

Sorry I had to tell about my hyphy grandma and her med

 

[Sufferboy]

and dead? i just had a fart

 

[Bepo]

these noobs gotta learn to see

 

[corona]

i gotta take a pee

 

[amo]

some of these thread posters were just not meant to be

 

[ax_murderer]

golden wheelchair nominee,

if i were on the comitee

 

[DDrem.]

i agree
now im sippin an arnold palmer ice tea
got stung on the dick by a bee. my it hurt, whoo-eee
if you didnt get it, its al posted on the movie theater marquee

 

[AALT]

no hes out on vacation, hes almost three!

 

[babujib]

i see...

 

[Skibumsmith]

Why so serious?

That sucks sorry dude.

 

[skiizy]

thats why god blessed you with 2

 

[DDrem.]

what'd you do?
i would have continued by quoting steeze money
the rhyme changed because of you

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

I just had a monster sized poo.

 

[skiizy]

when i first saw your icon i thought it was a kangaroo

 

[jibsworth]

someone already used Ned, how about Fred instead.

 

[SKI-UH9]

no ned and ged are both dead

use ed.

 

[gordie.]

well as long as your going to, you might as well make some for me

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

that cheese tastes like ass. id rather drink the juices secreting out of my knee

 

[Mike34113]

then hit the slopes and ski

 

[Dbouch]

This thread is getting insane, i do decree.

 

[iluvBread]

but hey, this website is free

 

[leckett1]

But he posted instead

 

[tBatt]

when did we talk, i must have still been in bed.

 

[tommihq]

With me? Wait- why is your face turing red?

 

[Malcolm]

because he peed in her butt instead

 

[eric25]

Which reminds me of the other thread.

 

[james44]

how do i do a threesixtee

 

[Peter.]

back when i was making my bed

 

[inactive]

hug a tree

 

[inactive]

i thought we were still on ee's, i should be dead

 

[Sufferboy]

go eat some bread

 

[Aaaron.]

or you could think of a new rhyme

maybe somthing more solid?

i play this rap game all the time

so quit being stolid

inside i know you are trembling with fear

so if you wanna battle holler-i'll be waiting right here.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

"im sorry im a noob and didnt read the responses in the thread before i posted," he plead.

 

[samwise]

you took that idea from me!

 

[Holte]

this thread has filled me with glee

but now I must flee

to go surf in the sea

 

[WikiWiki]

i heard the french like cheese-qui-qui

 

[SKI-UH9]

tommarow night my gf coming over to suck my pe-pe

 

[MatRich]

sucking your own peepee is tricky, shes doing it for you thats why your lucky

 

[MAC.D]

i dont like your choice of words

lucky doesnt rhyme with shit

you should have discontinued the subject

of this kid geting head an touching her clit

your game aint so hot

you gotta rhyme with all your brain

you should step up yo game

cus its drivin me insane

 

[strongmark]

you said game twice in three lines.

thats not very impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and to rhyme with that...ummmm

my favorite gay actor is nathan lane.

 

[Journey]

C

 

[Malcolm]

i hope it doesnt rain

 

[fsscott]

someone needs to take their meds!!!