If your grandmother was an avid computer user

[Badfish2]

SO,

For people whose grandmother do not use a computer, IF SHE DID, what type of internet user would she be?

A) A nerdy blogger looking for friendship and sharing what her cat likes to eat.. researching news ways to groom the kitty, not really going to much out of the comfort zone they learned when in internet class the community centre offered for free last Sunday

B) Is she always trying to hack her neighbour's email account, searching for cookie recipes?

C) always checking celebrity gossip websites

D) Other... including general porn surfing

 

[Sufferboy]

my grandmas dead

 

[Bepo]

did someone drop you on your head?

 

[Sufferboy]

were rhyming in this thread

 

[Bepo]

i'm eating a slice of bread

 

[Sufferboy]

i just got head

 

[fourhundred]

I enjoy riding a sled

 

[Bepo]

we already rhymed head, maybe you need to go to bed

 

[Dbouch]

So just come with me and ill take you to bed.

 

[Sufferboy]

or shead

 

[Dbouch]

damnit!

 

[Bepo]

you fucked it up and now i'm gonna fill you with lead

 

[Dbouch]

I think i popped her cherry... i think she bled...

 

[t-rent]

but her tires on her car had no tread

 

[Bepo]

the OP got scared of our skills and fled

 

[Dbouch]

I have a neighbor, his name is Ned.

 

[corona]

my dogs just got fed

 

[Sufferboy]

i just talked to ted

 

[connoroh]

i'ma drop you in the water so better learn how to tread.

 

[Mezmerize19]

with a dude named ned

 

[Dbouch]

We rhymed tread already, though it may have been a different use your reputation is still in the red.

 

[Sufferboy]

what ever happened to lord Zed?

 

[Bepo]

he's locked up in my shed

 

[Dbouch]

Naaaw, i think he went to school, you know, pre-med.

 

[Sufferboy]

hes not chillin with Red?

 

[sarahskis]

What happened to his dread?

 

[Bepo]

nah, I head he was newly wed

 

[Dbouch]

Bah, he only married him for all the street cred.

 

[Sufferboy]

did they do it in the bed?

 

[babujib]

no no hes hanging out with Ced

 

[Bepo]

I heard that's what Zed said

 

[Dbouch]

I dont know, thats just what he said.

 

[Dbouch]

FUCK again Bepo! your only a few seconds ahead!

 

[Sufferboy]

O shit what about Ed

 

[TheButterHashira]

My grandma is hyphy, shes from the bay area and gets oxycotin for her knee.

 

[Bepo]

i'd rather talk about Zed instead

 

[VCharette]

tanner fucked the thread

 

[Sufferboy]

he got major cred

 

[juliana.]

this is a really cool thread.

 

[Franny]

She'd be on NS watching my every comment. Good thing she doesnt speak english.

 

[strongmark]

 

[Sufferboy]

fuck u ruined the thread. ur dead

 

[TheButterHashira]

I fucked the thread, then it gave me head

 

[Bepo]

we used to be on a spree

but now there's no more words to be

so all I have to say is your grandma's a G

 

[Sufferboy]

franky ruined the thread

 

[Sufferboy]

I see

 

[Bepo]

there's nothing to see i'm just taking a pee

 

[Sufferboy]

with Lee?

 

[fujarome]

for this, NS users should put you up against a wall, and pump you full of lead

 

[popNfresh44]

you should have read before you posted in this thread, you shit-head.

 

[Dbouch]

Im over this, so im gonna go make some cheese, preferably bri