if you were smart...

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skiblue

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if you were smart you would live in a car

no taxes (except gas)

your house moves anywhere you go

you pick up so many more chicks with it

and its just plain better living

 
yeah, if you want to tell yourself that, go ahead, whatever makes you feel better

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
but you dont have TV or the internet, or anything that you can cook, and probably no refridgerator

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
pick up homeless chicks,the best thing about that is you can drop them off anywhere

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Hahahahaha, clever...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
that was great k2_kodi. it would get stunk up, where would u shit, and jerk off.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
And the car would smell great. And the seats would last long. and you'd be the coolest person in Whislter because you'd be down with the B Lot crew.

 
And the car would smell great. And the seats would last long. and you'd be the coolest person in Whislter because you'd be down with the B Lot crew.

 
one word......winnabago ! ya theres where its at

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
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