If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

[poopskin]

and what sound would you make?

 

[Dhane]

a woman. and i would sound like " i love you"

jokes of course, i would be a waffle iron for sure. waffle irons are pretty soundless

 

[1337]

slap chop

 

[.AR6rider.]

I'd be a refrigerator because I'm cool.

 

[nolan.]

i would be an anal rake.

 

[dreadyboy]

oven, cause I'm hot as fuck

 

[thugaim]

This.

 

[HippieLetuce420]

microwave

 

[amo]

oven, cause i love to bake

 

[soulskier]

blender, i like to mix things up every now and then

 

[Jamestown]

Freezer, cuz bro, I'm chill.

 

[matt.s]

blender. cuz i stir shit up

 

[YoungHyphy]

dildo

 

[little1337]

i would be in the kitchen waiting to be used by a woman.

/threads

 

[twin-tip-hero]

I would be a George Foreman Grill. That way I can be a badass and kick the shit out of fat.

 

[introvert]

Tssssss...I'd be a frying pan

 

[maximiliaan]

i would be an fridge... im cool....

 

[E.C.]

coffee maker. people love me in the morn ing

 

[lizzatronn]

a microwave because i can heat things up in a jiffy

 

[maximiliaan]

hello there

 

[lizzatronn]

hai

 

[maximiliaan]

OMG SHE ANSWERS!!!@#!%!^$ERWHafg$#!ûymd

how are you?

 

[E.C.]

better make 700 a banger

 

[lizzatronn]

i'm doing alright, how you doin? lol

 

[maximiliaan]

sorry that last post was an friend.....

how are you? everthing allright in Ohio?

btw this is my 700th post and im giving it for you.

 

[maximiliaan]

oh fuck this is messed up.

 

[E.C.]

wut

 

[LoftyLawnChair]

magic bullet

 

[maximiliaan]

she answers to fast... before i made my 700th banger post for her...

 

[lizzatronn]

oh well in that case i'm very honored. bravo on 700.ya know ohio is as good as ohio can be lol

 

[E.C.]

tragic. its the thought that counts

 

[maximiliaan]

thanks,

im fine to! i never been in ohio so i dont really know how it is over there...

 

[Billek]

Id be a meat slicer. I would sound like woowomwomwoomwom.

 

[lizzatronn]

ahh, well around where i live it isn't too interesting. but i make do.

 

[maximiliaan]

ah ok, well i can see on your pictures that its pretty out there!

 

[lizzatronn]

haha it is on occasion lol

 

[PeterWojnar]

I'd be a bucket.

 

[maximiliaan]

dont know what that means...

 

[saucybiscuits]

toaster. no doubt.

 

[lizzatronn]

like occasionally it's pretty...

 

[skifree179]

THE MAGIC BULLET

 

[maximiliaan]

oh ok, i think its always pretty there looking at your pictures

are there mountains in ohio? (really never been in the us...)

 

[lizzatronn]

haha thanks umm we mainly have just large hills lol they're not really mountains

 

[maximiliaan]

are they ski-able? in the netherlands we've got nothing..

 

[lizzatronn]

oh yeah, they're in a ski resort. and we have some alright urban around too

 

[maximiliaan]

ah nice, aint got that either over here... and in the winter no snow

 

[EC-Skier]

slap chop, quesadilla maker/threads

 

[thisandthatfilms]

your pun ruined my life.............

id be a george forman grill because theyre fucking awesome

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

 

[Mr.Feeny]

I'd be a refrigerator because I have a huge bottom shelf

 

[GayWolf420]

I would be a toaster oven because I like them.