If you were a fish, what fish would you be?

[PeterWojnar]

I would be a gnarwhal.

 

[PagesHouse]

Picasso Triggerfish also known as the Humuhumunukunukukuapua'a

 

[Hansel.]

i believe a Narwhal and its a mammal.

 

[14.]

Semen!

 

[Hansel.]

i agree, goldfish because they are good while being a couch potato and watching your favorite cartoon.

 

[PeterWojnar]

You're too smart for the internet. Get out.

 

[grifftang]

plankton

and i would get that damned krabby patty recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[PeterWojnar]

You, sir, have a big head.

 

[Cortez]

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-fish-hook-removal-from-hand.html

 

[assface]

i would be a jewish dad turned dolphin

 

[Beefcake]

the golden trout is i would be. tis the most magestic of all the trout.

 

[Kmania]

shazam

 

[Jamestown]

humuhumunukunukuapua'a

 

[K2theExtreme]

someone photoshop about an 8inch penis with some balls, fins, gills, and a bigger hole

 

[yojimbo]

I would be one of them fish they got down round the bottom of the ocean with the light, angler fish. yeah. thats it. or perhaps a shark. no.. definitley a shark.

 

[wh@t]

coy. those lazy bastards.

 

[TheBeardedOne]

Hold on let me take a picture

 

[Gnarwall]

Mandarin Dragonet. They are seriously the craziest looking fish in the world.

 

[assface]

i also might be a gay fish

 

[BC.]

was gonna say it goddammit

 

[assface]

haha i love that episode

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

cat fish they are radd

 

[PilleDaKid]

A fucking minnow

 

[Yeezus]

id be a fish, that no one bothers. idk wat they are. one of those that live in the corals

 

[sarahskis]

 

[mtbakerteacher]

If you haven't watched planet earth, you wouldn't understand. But a great white shark for sure. They're a giant swimming muscle that nothing fucks with. Awesome.

 

[fragglemuffin]

humuhumunukunukuapua'a, bitch

 

[samwise]

 

[chapz]

i would take over the world

 

[PeeDuBzz]

 

[Elijah.]

Most badass sea creature out there.

 

[Hannah.]

blowfish

 

[Uncle.Badness]

 

[Alex_G]

haha you would

 

[HR8938Cephei]

lol who would want that

 

[erichkuss]

 

[_MNice_]

either a great white or a barracuda.BADASS

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Viperfish is it? They have huge ass teeth

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Id be a dolphin, dolphins are steezy and they do flips and shit and go surfing and do cool stuff even though their a little girly, but what can you do.

 

[Hansel.]

a dolphin is a mammal, not a fish. you and the thread creator need to go back to second grade ha

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Its a marine mammal, it swims, im allowed to be a dolphin ok.

 

[Hansel.]

just sayin, its a mammal not a fish. and dude youd be flipper, everyone remembers flipper

 

[skiP.E.I.]

probably an eel

 

[BrewskiJr]

probably an angler fish. They pwn H-Core

 

[PeterWojnar]

Harsh dude.... It swims in the water. I'm using fish in the NS sense of the word, not the scholarly and actual sense of the word. Just think about all the other things on NS you'd have to correct... thug... gangsta...

 

[Hansel.]

this is true. imagine if a cambridge university english professor came uppon this website. he would probably explode

 

[deleted5]

owwwnnnnnnnneeedddddd

 

[assface]

laaaaaattttttttteeeeeeeeeeee

 

[eastside]

an own is an own. you can call it out at anytime. also, everyone knows that whales are mammals. this kid deserves the humiliation of an owned call out.

 

[assface]

i guess so